In Latest Compromise with GOP, Obama Agrees He is a Muslim.

[MannyGoldstein]

Place of Birth 'Negotiable,' President Says

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Barack Obama said today that he was willing to agree that he is a Muslim.

Differences over his religious orientation have been a sore point between the President and his Republican foes for the past two years, but in agreeing that he is a Muslim Mr. Obama is sending a clear signal that he is trying to find consensus.

“The American people do not want to see us fighting in Washington,” Mr. Obama told reporters at the White House. “They want to see us working together to improve their lives, and Allah willing, we will.”

But Mr. Obama’s willingness to back down on his claim of being a Christian does not seem to have satisfied his Republican opposition, as GOP leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) today insisted that the President must also agree that he was born in Kenya.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/12/07/in-latest-compromise-with-gop-obama-agrees-he-is-a-muslim/

[WhiteTara]

1. that "joke" is SO OLD

that I heard it in my last lifetime.

You really had to scrape the bottom of that nasty barrel to come up with the borowitzreport.

Don't you just hate being a democrat? Your posts seem to really indicate that.

[MannyGoldstein]

3. I love Democratic principles

And I'll work to have my Party align with them.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. Weren't You Pimping,,,,,Errrr, Promoting Bill Clinton In Another Thread

He passed NAFTA, welfare deform, and repealed Glass Steagal. Did those actions reflect core Democratic principles?

It seems you are just looking for any stone you can cast at President Obama.

[MannyGoldstein]

7. Doubtful

I admired the way Clinton handled the Republicans when they tried to "blackmail" him in 1995. Other than that, he was very harmful to working America.

[WhiteTara]

8. that sounded more like bashing than

principle aligning.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. If I Was As Puerile As You I Would Say That Joke Is As Old As The Hair On Your Mother's Chest

Your joke is really bad...

[jefferson_dem]

5. Unfunny lameness.

Failure.

[mmonk]

6. That would be a no harm compromise.

I'll take it over extension of the Bush Tax cuts and the social security tax holiday.

[Overseas]

9. K&R ! //nt