If Palin Somehow Gets The Nomination in 2012, Who Will She Choose As Her VP?

[Yavin4]

Now, I would say that it would be Chris Christie, but he's deeply tied to Rove which means that he's in deep with the Bushes.

Then, I'm thinking Gov. Jan Brewer, but that's too much crazy on one ticket.

I'm kind of stumped. I don't know who would run with her.

[vaberella]

1. I figured Tim Pence. Second most popular republican and he's young. n/t

[Arkana]

13. You mean Mike Pence?

Or Tim Pawlenty?

[vaberella]

17. My apologies. Mike Pence. n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

53. Fuck him!!!

I live in Indiana and he can kiss my ass...can not stand that wanker.

[StevieM]

60. I actually think that idiot is going to win the GOP nomination outright. I pray that the American

people are smart enough not to elect him to the White House.

[lamp_shade]

2. Bullwinkle T. Moose

[madinmaryland]

35. No. Bullwinkle T. Moose was shot and killed by Palin.

[MurrayDelph]

59. Besides, it was

Bullwinkle J Moose

(the J as in Jay Ward)

[derby378]

3. With my luck? ME!

It'll be Sister Sarah's own crazy "Unity Ticket" scheme to link the teabaggers with Democrats in some hare-brained "maverickey" bipartisanship strategem, and I'll be the guy on TV looking over Sarah's shoulder mouthing the words "Save me from this goofball, DU!"

[Davis_X_Machina]

4. My cat, Morty. His odds are actually better than hers.

Face it, the woman has 50+ disapproval two years out, and 100% name recognition. That's a fatal combination.

She has no upside potential. None. Zero. Rien. Nada. Nichts. Her numbers peak the week she announces, and fall from there.

If she were a stock, you'd mortgage your house and short her with the proceeds.

[eleny]

5. Who's that religious nut who fell off the stage backwards at his pancake breakfast fundraiser?

That guy. She'll pick him just to round out the crazy.

[brendan120678]

6. Bauer...Gary Bauer.

[eleny]

12. That's the one!

:hi:

[jezebel]

7. Everyone on Faux News keeps talking as if its a done deal that whomever wins the Nomination, they

will choose Marco Rubio as VP. They think this will assure Republicans of the Hispanic vote overall and Florida's Electoral votes.
I'm not so sure.

[Yavin4]

14. Palin Would Never Pick Rubio

She strikes me as being very insecure and in need of being the center of attention, and as such, she'd never pick someone prettier than her.

[safeinOhio]

8. Crazy Ted Nugent

they have been buddies of late and at one time he said he was going to run for governor of MI.

[Clio the Leo]

40. +1 nt

[AtomicKitten]

9. Sharron Angle for twice the crazy!

edited for twice the Rs in her first name!

[Brother Buzz]

10. Miss West Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

[yourout]

11. Someone dumber than her...Christine O'donnell

[Yavin4]

15. To Quote Ralp Wiggum

unpossible.

[RichGirl]

16. John McCain

[ProSense]

19. .

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

18. Christine O'Donnell

:rofl:

Sharron Angle :rofl:

[blazerunner]

20. Palin/Brewer 2012

[joshcryer]

34. I read that as "Beaver" and thought "welp, she won." :P

[tabbycat31]

21. Michele Bachmann

[phleshdef]

22. That depends on how smart or stupid she is about it.

If she is going for smart political strategy, she will go with someone male (because I think it would sell better than an all female ticket), experienced and someone at least seemingly more moderate than her. I think it would also help if they weren't old and white (or if they are white, Jewish). Thats gonna be a hard candidate to find though. Maybe Norm Coleman? My that would be a party and a half. I don't think Colin Powell would give her the time of the day.

If she is going for pleasing the base, with no regard to mainstream independents, she will go with someone that isn't much of any of the above, ie Gingrich, Boehner, Brewer, Bachman, Rand Paul etc.

[Imajika]

23. Rubio...

Rubio is a very good bet to be selected as a VP running mate no matter who wins the Republican nomination.

[obxhead]

24. Can we at least wait until she announces a bid for the WH before

we go on talking about this nutter and her running mate?

[BlueIris]

25. Think she'll go Huckabee.

But she will not get within a thousand miles of the nomination.

[Tx4obama]

44. Huckabee would never agree to run with her. He knows she would lose....

and accepting to run with her would cause him to lose all credibility.
If Palin does decide to run I think she will have a hard time getting anyone that is 'sane' to run with her.

[KansDem]

26. Jane Russell

Yeah, she's 89 but I just learned she's been pro-Iraq war since 2003 and fiercely anti-abortion, even in the cases of rape or incest. Reads the Bible every day.

She'll solidify the right-wing and conservative Christian base.

edited for appropriate photo...

[louis-t]

27. Tawd.

[no_hypocrisy]

29. + 1

[treestar]

28. She won't want to share the spotlight

She'll be a maverick and run without one.

[11 Bravo]

30. Miss Teen South Carolina (that's the only way she could be almost as smart as her VP choice.)

[hollowdweller]

31. Has to be either Hank Williams Jr, Charlie Daniels, or Ted Nugent

If they refuse Chuck Norris

[Telly Savalas]

32. Lee Mercer!

[madinmaryland]

36. +1 brazillion!!

:rofl:

[mtnsnake]

33. She'd have to choose someone with brains & dignity to balance what she lacks

And the only ones that would have enough brains and dignity to accomplish that kind of balancing act are Democrats.....and we all know that there ain't no Democrats that are ever gonna run with that asshole. So she's shit outta luck.

[madinmaryland]

37. Rand Paul. Palin/Paul--bots

[GSLevel9]

38. no, no, no...

I was thinking Dennis Miller.

Campaign slogan:

Crack and Hack.

[Puzzler]

39. David Duke (nt)

[Ter]

42. They differ to much on Israel

n/t

[mkultra]

41. Zombie Saddam Hussien

[Skittles]

43. Joe the Plumber

[Eve Senate]

45. I vote for Bristol

Even if they lose (which that backwood hillbilly will do no matter who she picks as running mate) they can at least get another reality TV show out of it.: DANCINBG WITH SARAH comming to ABC this fall!

[JCMach1]

46. JEBtm

without a doubt

[VPStoltz]

47. Alfred E. Newman

[Harry Monroe]

48. A box of rocks

So she can claim to be slightly smarter than said rocks.

[Skip Intro]

49. I think the repub ticket will be Romney/Palin.

And I think it will be formidable.

[woo me with science]

50. Hannah Montana

It would get the Montana vote, and everybody knows that's a state.

Except that Hannah is younger and prettier, so Sarah would always be stuck looking in that Magic Mirror and she'd probably order someone to cut out Hannah's heart eventually.

[OnionPatch]

51. Hannah Montana is too smart for that ticket.

And she's no Republican, from what I know about her.

[rasputin1952]

52. Tom DeLay...

:D

[and-justice-for-all]

54. Her imaginary friend

Jesus.

[warrior1]

55. Todd

[PhillySane]

56. She'll Pick Dick Cheyney

to run the committee to find a VP, and he'll pick himself. How else will anything get done when she's elected president?

[COLGATE4]

57. Marco Rubio. Try and get the Hispanic vote.

[Tom Rinaldo]

58. Easy. God n/t

[mwooldri]

61. Paris Hilton.

[Cleita]

62. She won't have a running mate.

She will insist on rolling the two jobs into one, just like Hitler rolled the jobs of the Chancellor and President into one. She is at heart a corporate fascist and that move would appeal to her.