If Herman Cain was the "black walnut" Haagen Daz flavor, what flavor is Newt Gingrich?

[CTyankee]

Your thoughts, please...

[Enrique]

1. Pink Puke

:shrug:

[lunatica]

2. Blechy Froth

[PassingFair]

3. Newt Flavored.

:puke:

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Pure Vanilla Drynut Supreme

[pnwmom]

5. He's a Baskin & Roberts.

Nutty Coconut.

[slackmaster]

6. Punkin' Head

[Pisces]

7. Shweddy Balls.

[Blue Owl]

8. White RingNut

n/t

[izquierdista]

9. Dough

Not Cookie Dough, just plain dough. Pasty, white, flat, tasteless dough.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Suet.

[baldguy]

22. +1

W/ gravel chunks

[tabatha]

11. Hot Air.

Because he lies so much.

[DefenseLawyer]

12. Pompous Vanilla Creep

[ljm2002]

13. Eye of Newt ... n/t

[LiberalFighter]

14. Do we really want to know?

[JoePhilly]

15. Bland Adulterer.

[Stuckinthebush]

16. Cockroach

With turd spirnkles

[Chipper Chat]

17. Fig-Newt-mignon

comes in a colorful container
to disguise the shitty character

[NV Whino]

18. Half-baked Alaska

No offense to Alaska.

[ksoze]

19. Pot Kettle Black Cherry

[ElboRuum]

20. If Newt Gingrich was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Thanks to Garth Algar for this gem.

[rury]

21. Half-baked cookie dough

[xfundy]

23. Stage prop, fake ice cream.

The dehydrated mashed potatoes that used to stand in for ice cream in photo shoots before the law required the real product, even under the hot lights. And maybe the chunky "chocolate chips" embedded in same, made of dark brown silicone glue. YECCH.

[beac]

24. Opus Dei-light

Holier-than-thou vanilla with a hypocrite swirl.

[Zoeisright]

25. Rat shit

[FrenchieCat]

26. Vanilla Nut Cookie Dough

[Wisconsinite]

27. Uggh!

Don't even go there!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Vanilla Pudge.

[Vestigial_Sister]

29. maggot

[ellisonz]

30. White Dream Creamsicle

[sofa king]

31. Conscience-free Vanilla with Sea Salt and Baby Tears

Which is better than, "Racist-ass Two-timing Sociopath."

[Flashmann]

32. Shit

on a stick.....

[muriel_volestrangler]

33. That half-eaten tub that's been hiding at the bottom of the freezer for years

and which you can't believe anyone bought (or marketed) in the first place.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. Flabby Vanilla. nt

[onehandle]

35. Sagging Testicle. nt

[Raine1967]

36. Dip-In-Dots

nothing about him is real.

[Ikonoklast]

37. Lemony Piss Stain.

Newt always dresses like he has to wear adult diapers, and they're kinda full of it, just like him.