To be fair, how many women has Herman Cain NOT groped?

[yellowcanine]

“I value my character and my integrity more than anything else. And for every one person that comes forward with a false accusation, there are probably, there are thousands who would say none of that sort of activity ever came from Herman Cain.” - Herman Cain, November 9, 2011.


I take him at his word.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. That's Like Jeffrey Dahmer Saying He Met Lots Of Men He Didn't Kill And Eat

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[yellowcanine]

2. Or a car thief telling the police about all of the cars he could have stolen but didn't..

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. Or David Vitter Saying How Many Times He Had Sex But Didn't Pay For It And Wasn't Wearing A Diaper

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[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. Or Dick Cheney saying how many counties he could've invaded but didn't. nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Or George Bush describing how many heads of State he entertained without embarrassing the country

Oh wait! Never mind.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. Or Karl Rove bragging about how many undercover CIA agents he didn't out. nt

[n2doc]

3. On this planet, or others?

[Sarah Ibarruri]

4. Me. He hasn't groped me. Let him try. I've got a nice little tube of mace I'll be glad to empty

on his face.

[Enrique]

6. i heard they found one

she's going to give a press conference about it.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. They Found The One Who Has So Far Remained Anonymous

That's awesome. Cain's faux piety with references to "doing it for the grandkids" is grating on my last nerve.

Do you have a link?

[NatBurner]

7. dozens, easily

will the lamestream media report it though? doubt it

[izquierdista]

8. Probably at least a 100 million in China alone!

[kestrel91316]

10. He's never groped me. But then there's a good chance that's just because he hasn't met me.

[WI_DEM]

12. If every woman Herman Cain didn't grope voted for him--he'd win in a landslide!!

[treestar]

13. When I think of all the men I haven't harassed

It's enough to get me elected President! I may run. I have as much experience as Cain does.

[Arugula Latte]

19. Wait! You have to talk in the third person.

"It's enough to get treestar elected President! Treestar may run. Treestar has as much experience as Cain does."

[treestar]

20. lol

:rofl: :rofl: You are hereby my campaign manager!

[Phx_Dem]

14. Several thousand ungroped, out of 300+ million, according to Cain.

He's been a very busy groper. He's trying to outdo Arnold.

[lindysalsagal]

16. .

(Hand raised) Well, there's one!

[quaker bill]

18. perhaps millions

It takes a bit and he can only get to just so many in a day.

[Orsino]

21. Close to four billion women on the planet...

...and Cain has made the correct choice nearly every time!