When will the Republican debates abate?

[struggle4progress]

Eight lightweights gyrate and orate:
create bait; fixate on bedmates, and inflate hate;
misdate the primates, and conflate dates --
great crates of jailbait, that wait for you to donate

Just be a cheapskate and ask for a rebate

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Personally, I can't wait

to see who ends up at the starting gate
to await their fate
while defending policies that are reprobate
and to their campaign the 1% donate
and the religious right they will fellate
and the occupiers they will berate
and rednecks they will conflate
but in the end for the GOP it is too late

[tabatha]

2. I have watched only a few; I did not know if I could stomach them.

But, I watched the last two, and they are pure comedy. I will watch the next one, in anticipation of some more royal fuck-ups.

[applegrove]

3. They prevaricate and flake.