TRUMP: Gay Marriage Is Like Golf

[kpete]

TRUMP: It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/05/02/donald-trump-putters-gay/

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Is it traditional to be married three times?

[HockeyMom]

For rich, white, Republican males

it IS.

[Ohio Joe]

2. ummm...

What a stupid asshole.

[LiberalAndProud]

3. So he wants to make long putters illegal?

Well, alrighty then.


:wtf:

[Drale]

4. Drale: "Mr. Trump life is a lot like baseball

I have a big stick and I am going to beat you with it, actually I don't know if thats like baseball at all."

[smirkymonkey]

8. Still, it sounds like a good idea to me.

[Zynx]

5. "Fabulous" friends?

That's kind of a gay word to use, Donald.

[alcibiades_mystery]

6. When Trump thinks of "the gays" he thinks of long shafts

Just sayin'...

;-)

[JuniperLea]

9. Ok, that was pretty funny...

We both responded with "the gays" in quotes at the same time!

:rofl:

Oh Trump, your stupidity is so solid it creates it's own gravitational pull!

:rofl:

[Aerows]

10. Beat me to it

If that wasn't Freudian, I don't know what is. Fabulous friends with long shafts, eh, Donald?

[moriah]

12. Nice one! n/t

[JuniperLea]

7. Traditionally, "The Gays" have been around since humanity has been around...

The more this man talks, the more...

I want him to run as the GOP candidate for POTUS!!!

What a freak of nature.

[Amonester]

11. Oh yeah?

And what "if" he would get "$-elected" like The Chimp?

No thanks.

[JuniperLea]

14. Not going to happen...

Not a chance in hell.

[brooklynite]

16. Traditionally, Roman Homosexuals were terrible at putting...

They had a great driving swing, but could never finish up under par...

[cali]

13. good grief but he's a stupid fuck.

[Morning Dew]

15. So Donald thinks

that people "go gay" because they can't adequately service an opposite sex partner anymore.

What a moron.

[MilesColtrane]

17. Hey Donald, gargle my balls in an oh so traditional manner!

:hi:

[Newsjock]

18. Insert hole-in-one joke here

Thank you; I'm here all week.

[Snoutport]

19. He has putter envy...he's talking about their really long putters.

[dsc]

20. I admit to being ignorant of golf

what is he talking about?

[spanone]

21. fuck trump. he's an insult to golf and country and fellow man....a bully asshole

[Kurovski]

22. "Balls" to that, I say!

[Overseas]

23. So watch my Trump Golf show on the TV.

Traditionalists like me will all be there with our shorter putters.