Okay, the "Osama lives" poll is now open...

[brooklynite]

...which supermarket tabloid will run the first "Osama is alive" story?


The National Enquirer?


The Globe?


The National Examiner?


The Sun?

Sadly, the Weekly World News is no longer published.

[Poll_Blind]

1. Weekly World News. But it'll be "Ghostly bin Laden apparition spotted playing...

...Mrs. Pacman in Islamabad arcade."

PB

[Electric Monk]

2. Obama is alive. He's the President. You probably want to edit that. nt

nt

[brooklynite]

3. Fussy...

you never know, the birthers might contest that as well.

[geardaddy]

4. Globe

based on the front page you have displayed.

[damntexdem]

5. The Wall Street Journal.

Oops, I mean the Wall Street Urinal. ;-)

[JuniperLea]

6. +1

I wouldn't even wipe with that rag anymore, for fear of catching bugs or something.

[BonnieJW]

7. Of course OBL lives.

I saw him this morning with Elvis when I got $2/gallon gas.

[monmouth]

8. Ooooh, Brad's boozin' and Caroline is having an affair???? Who knew?...n/t

[RainDog]

9. Loch Ness bin Laden

[Chisox08]

10. Can I pick other and go with Fox News

Oh never mind all of those tabloids has more credibility than Fox. So I guess I will have to go with the National Enquirer.

[valerief]

11. Washington Times or WSJ. nt