I Was Sad Because I Had No Shoes Until I Met a Teabagger Who Had No Balls

[sasha031]

In an attempt to get a handle on what exactly the good common sense salt-of-the-earth Real Americans of flyover country think about the America-hating homosexual communists in the Mainstream Media, CBS sat down with anger bear Andrew Breitbart who operates a ramshackle race baiting shack in rustic, yet quaint, Brentwood:

Conservative publisher Andrew Brietbart sat down for an extensive interview with CBSNews.com Friday in which he discussed his disdain for the mainstream media, offered his perspective on the Republican presidential field, said President Obama should have released a post-mortem photo of Osama bin Laden, and complained that men have been turned into eunuchs by political correctness.

Before we get to the eunuchs (they’ll wait… what else have they got to do?) let’s talk about those Republican nominees:

Breitbart said his dream 2012 Republican presidential ticket includes two African-Americans, Herman Cain and Allen West, suggesting they would draw out those who “believe everybody that disagrees with the Democratic Party is a racist.”

He said Tea Party crowds in the South are extremely supportive when such an “authentic” ticket is brought up.

“That ticket would blow up the death star of political correctness that the left uses against the right,” he said.
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/05/07/i-was-sad-because-i-had-no-shoes-until-i-met-a-teabagger-who-had-no-balls/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

[libodem]

1. Likely

Because of the obscene sex practice dangling them between teeth.

[Initech]

2. I don't say all old southern white men are racist.

But a lot of racists tend to be old, southern white men.

[Scuba]

7. And a whole lot of young northern white men.

[Initech]

8. Ah yes I believe these are of the neo-Nazi/white supremacy variety.

How could I forget them? :evilgrin:

[Scuba]

13. Well, those too. But also a bunch of average types, not supremicists....

...just ignorant racists.

[Hardrada]

3. Hey, they can fuck off with that flyover country BS!

Some of us live in the civilized and serene Midwest!

[Jefferson23]

4. Hilarious title, lol. thanks for posting. K&R. n/t

[sasha031]

5. it's even funnier at the link

:rofl:

[Pisces]

6. If they ran this ticket they would see that African Americans vote for the best candidate not the

darkest candidate. They are fools of the highest order.

[tularetom]

9. They think they're gonna get the black vote with those two clowns?

Running against Obama? Please.

Kinda like they got the woman's vote in 2008 by having Palin on the ticket.

[SheilaT]

10. What I get stuck on, considering

the (totally unlikely) possibility that the Republicans would nominate a black man, is to consider how many who otherwise consider themselves good Republicans would stay home and not vote at all. Either that or some good 'ole white boy would run as a third party candidate. The mind boggles.

[lunasun]

11. i'll say it again- Repugs already tried this in Illinois when Obama ran

senator and got slaughtered . They need some new playing cards

[jmowreader]

12. Allen West could be a fun candidate to run against

It's not often you get to run against a bona fide War Criminal...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_West_(politician)

After the Army threw him out he became a mercenary.

Herman Cain is even more entertaining: he ran the National Restaurant Association, which is a lobbying shop for the hospitality industry, so we can paint him as a "lobbyist." He also wants to ban abortion even in the case of rape or incest. The two of them on the same ticket would make Obama the first 50-state victor.

Yeah, Andy, maybe you should forget about picking presidential tickets and go back to making lie-filled videos.