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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 11:50 AM Original message |
Help! Anyone here know how to pass a urine test? |
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meegbear
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Mon May-16-11 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
1. Study. Study. Study. |
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CTyankee
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Mon May-16-11 12:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
69. Damn! I was too late!!! |
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ecstatic
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Mon May-16-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. lol. nt |
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Mon May-16-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
3. Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win. |
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TroglodyteScholar
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Mon May-16-11 11:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. +1 |
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WingDinger
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Mon May-16-11 11:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Bull, false positives do happen, and will follow you forever. |
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rfranklin
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Mon May-16-11 11:56 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Lay off the poppy seed bagels... |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 11:55 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Yes I know, but let's just say I'm a heavy smoker |
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rfranklin
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Mon May-16-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. I think you have a winnable lawsuit if they don't hire you... |
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sufrommich
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Mon May-16-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #13 |
19. If you have a legal prescription, what's the problem? |
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Warpy
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Mon May-16-11 12:06 PM Response to Reply #19 |
35. No, they ask for them after you fail the test |
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ncrainbowgrrl
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Mon May-16-11 06:07 PM Response to Reply #35 |
170. Bring Rx scrip to test, it's ok- per discrim. law, all controlled sobstancse |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 09:50 PM Response to Reply #170 |
202. This is a good plan too. n/t |
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WillowTree
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Mon May-16-11 10:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
215. Not either of the times that I was tested. |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 12:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
47. Apparently the company doesn't honor said perscription |
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WillowTree
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Mon May-16-11 10:28 PM Response to Reply #47 |
216. What do you mean they don't "honor said prescription"? What are we talking about here? |
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Taverner
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Tue May-17-11 11:17 AM Response to Reply #216 |
234. Medical marijuana. Not just 'toking for fun' although I see neither as any impediment |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 09:44 PM Response to Reply #19 |
199. They do not acknowledge their legality n/t |
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angel823
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Mon May-16-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #13 |
123. how long do you have until |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 02:49 PM Response to Reply #123 |
128. 2-3 weeks |
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JonLP24
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Mon May-16-11 03:23 PM Response to Reply #128 |
133. That should be plenty of time |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 03:59 PM Response to Reply #133 |
134. It is THC and yes, I am a heavy (daily) "vaporizer" |
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ladywnch
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Mon May-16-11 05:07 PM Response to Reply #133 |
153. according to what I've read weed stays longer in the body than just about |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 05:15 PM Response to Reply #153 |
155. 30-45 days. 90 days for regular smokers |
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eridani
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Mon May-16-11 09:22 PM Response to Reply #153 |
187. Yes--don't lose weight n/t |
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Rage for Order
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Mon May-16-11 06:13 PM Response to Reply #128 |
172. You should be able to get clean in 3 weeks |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 09:51 PM Response to Reply #172 |
203. He CAN'T stop smoking, his back pain is unbearable without the pot, so |
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Rage for Order
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Mon May-16-11 11:04 PM Response to Reply #203 |
220. I wasn't aware of that when I posted |
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angel823
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Mon May-16-11 08:40 PM Response to Reply #128 |
184. I was in a similar situation |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 11:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
23. "I wouldn't hit you if you just did as I say!" nt |
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lumberjack_jeff
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Mon May-16-11 12:07 PM Response to Reply #23 |
36. Those who do, get the jobs. |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:15 PM Response to Reply #36 |
48. Most jobs that require piss tests are horrible, menial positions. |
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lumberjack_jeff
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Mon May-16-11 12:23 PM Response to Reply #48 |
56. I don't really disagree |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:29 PM Response to Reply #56 |
65. Thanks for clarifying. |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 12:57 PM Response to Reply #56 |
88. It's corporate policy for this company (a Health Insurance co) |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 01:15 PM Response to Reply #88 |
94. I hope that things work out for you. n/t |
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GKirk
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Mon May-16-11 09:24 PM Response to Reply #88 |
188. Are your kids and mortgage |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 09:41 PM Response to Reply #188 |
195. Good post. This is a good question to ask. If the pot is honestly needed for |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 09:43 PM Response to Reply #195 |
198. He has a doctor's recommendation. |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 09:53 PM Response to Reply #198 |
204. If the law says a company can refuse to honor a legal prescription and not |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 10:01 PM Response to Reply #204 |
208. I don't think the law says that. |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 10:06 PM Response to Reply #208 |
209. That is a problem. I also see a problem between the states and the fed level - they |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 10:09 PM Response to Reply #209 |
210. I should say I would like to see pot legalized. I think we have spent |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 10:11 PM Response to Reply #209 |
211. My husband has experienced this denial of employment himself. |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 10:19 PM Response to Reply #211 |
212. Yeah, that sucks :( Neuropathic pain is the hardest to treat, too. I know |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 10:23 PM Response to Reply #212 |
213. At first I thought he was just using the stuff recreationally, but then I saw |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 11:12 PM Response to Reply #213 |
223. My husband tried that. |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 11:09 PM Response to Reply #212 |
222. It sucks when your doctor says, sorry can't do anything for you. |
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scorpiogirl
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Mon May-16-11 09:41 PM Response to Reply #188 |
196. Of course they are! |
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GKirk
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Tue May-17-11 12:19 PM Response to Reply #196 |
236. I don't know about your area but... |
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Chan790
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Mon May-16-11 10:58 PM Response to Reply #88 |
219. If this company is Aetna... |
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tpsbmam
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Mon May-16-11 12:30 PM Response to Reply #48 |
66. Bull |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:42 PM Response to Reply #66 |
76. There are exceptions to every rule. |
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RaleighNCDUer
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Mon May-16-11 12:43 PM Response to Reply #66 |
77. You failed to see the sentence started with "Most..."? |
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Maru Kitteh
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Mon May-16-11 01:10 PM Response to Reply #48 |
90. The grapes are probably sour anyway, said the fox. |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 01:27 PM Response to Reply #90 |
102. LULz. That double edged sword cuts on both sides, though! |
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Maru Kitteh
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Mon May-16-11 02:03 PM Response to Reply #102 |
114. yeah - jobs for grown-ups are such a drag n/t |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 02:26 PM Response to Reply #114 |
125. No offense, but you sound like you were a drag from a young age |
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Maru Kitteh
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Mon May-16-11 08:31 PM Response to Reply #125 |
183. And you sound like that guy at the party who starts picking his nose and playing with one of his |
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Ikonoklast
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Mon May-16-11 01:21 PM Response to Reply #48 |
100. That has more to do with insurance issues than anything else. |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #100 |
103. The chance of a desk bound employee hurting someone in the "scope and course" of his employment |
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Ikonoklast
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Mon May-16-11 02:11 PM Response to Reply #103 |
121. You tell the insurance companies that, then. |
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LanternWaste
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Mon May-16-11 03:04 PM Response to Reply #103 |
130. Nil may not mean what you think... |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 03:11 PM Response to Reply #130 |
132. On the contrary, the legal doctrine of "scope and course" of employment escapes you |
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Mon May-16-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #103 |
137. Deleted message |
SlimJimmy
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Mon May-16-11 01:57 PM Response to Reply #48 |
112. You mean like being a police officer, air traffic controller, or any position of |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 02:27 PM Response to Reply #112 |
126. Hard to take someone who doesn't know what "logical nexus to the job" means seriously. |
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SlimJimmy
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Mon May-16-11 04:34 PM Response to Reply #126 |
140. So, define "menial" in your enlightened world. It's hard to take |
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eridani
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Mon May-16-11 09:26 PM Response to Reply #140 |
190. If they wanted that, they'd test for ability to do the job |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 04:35 PM Response to Reply #126 |
141. Meh - some folks like Big Brother |
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SlimJimmy
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Mon May-16-11 09:38 PM Response to Reply #141 |
194. Or a safe work environement. I'm kind of funny that way. |
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JonLP24
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Tue May-17-11 03:41 AM Response to Reply #194 |
225. Drug testing misses the point |
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Fumesucker
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Mon May-16-11 10:37 PM Response to Reply #112 |
218. Being a Congressman or Senator is not "a position of trust" in the federal government? |
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SlimJimmy
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Tue May-17-11 01:52 PM Response to Reply #218 |
237. They're special, don't ya know. |
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etherealtruth
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Mon May-16-11 04:15 PM Response to Reply #48 |
136. I am in no way in favor of drug testing |
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ladywnch
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Mon May-16-11 05:10 PM Response to Reply #48 |
154. I"ve been in many high tech/high pay/ non-menial jobs (Iproject mgr, tech. trainer, telecom, etc) |
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blondeatlast
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Mon May-16-11 12:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
73. Yup. nt |
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Maru Kitteh
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Mon May-16-11 01:13 PM Response to Reply #3 |
91. yup. n/t |
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Cheap_Trick
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Mon May-16-11 01:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
107. My feelings exactly. nt |
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ProdigalJunkMail
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Mon May-16-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
4. not without staying clean or committing fraud |
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TygrBright
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Mon May-16-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
5. First off, make sure the test is in a MOISTURE-PROOF plastic bag before you swallow it. |
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Codeine
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Mon May-16-11 12:01 PM Response to Reply #5 |
27. Best response yet. nt |
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Vinnie From Indy
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Mon May-16-11 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
6. practice, practice,practice |
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Goblinmonger
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Mon May-16-11 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
7. IBTL |
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AngryAmish
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Mon May-16-11 11:54 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. The Original Whizzinator. |
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Vincardog
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Mon May-16-11 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
11. Nobody here would have any reason to worry about being able to prove they could produce urine |
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ChairmanAgnostic
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Mon May-16-11 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. Yeah, it is easy. |
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Occulus
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Mon May-16-11 04:05 PM Response to Reply #12 |
135. You missed the part where he says he HAS a scrip for it n/t |
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ChairmanAgnostic
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Mon May-16-11 04:54 PM Response to Reply #135 |
151. script or not, we know that we have been infested by |
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Taverner
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Mon May-16-11 07:02 PM Response to Reply #151 |
177. So you are pro-drug test? Interesting |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
14. No, and I've heard of stories of people getting caught trying to fake it and |
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Aerows
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Mon May-16-11 12:03 PM Response to Reply #14 |
30. If they outlawed Motrin |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 12:05 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. LOL! :) n/t |
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SteppingRazor
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Mon May-16-11 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
15. How long till your test? |
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JDPriestly
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Mon May-16-11 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
17. Don't take drugs in the first place. |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
20. No *decent* job should require a piss test, in the first place. |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #20 |
33. But they ALL require that today, at least from what I've heard. And there are |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:12 PM Response to Reply #33 |
42. Nope. No way. It is atypical for most *professional* type jobs to require piss tests |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 12:21 PM Response to Reply #42 |
54. I didn't like the urinalysis in the Army, but I understood why it was necessary. We |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:43 PM Response to Reply #54 |
78. Makes sense. Similarly, there's a *REASON* I never considered the army. |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 12:48 PM Response to Reply #78 |
82. Yeah, you really have to be ready for a whole lot of humiliation if you |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:54 PM Response to Reply #82 |
85. Funny thing is, my HS buddy who did join the army turned me on to LSD... |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 01:14 PM Response to Reply #85 |
93. Damn, that's scary! n/t |
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B Calm
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Mon May-16-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #85 |
116. That's right! LSD will not show up on employer drug tests. |
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Lady President
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Mon May-16-11 01:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
89. Then, I must look shady |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #89 |
105. Shrug. It's better to be a partner at a small firm than a clock-puncher at a big one, imo. |
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Lisa0825
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Mon May-16-11 02:07 PM Response to Reply #89 |
118. Even the new VP of HR had to test at my employer. nt |
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Dreamer Tatum
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Mon May-16-11 01:17 PM Response to Reply #42 |
96. God, is that ever false nt |
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sabrina 1
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Mon May-16-11 02:07 PM Response to Reply #42 |
117. Don't forget the money involved. It would be interesting to |
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Webster Green
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Mon May-16-11 12:24 PM Response to Reply #33 |
59. I've had places that wanted to hire me, but my pot use prevented it. |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:52 PM Response to Reply #59 |
84. Yeah. I *do* understand that the trades/union situation can be different. |
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Papagoose
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Mon May-16-11 12:13 PM Response to Reply #20 |
43. I have what I consider to be a very good job... |
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Romulox
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Mon May-16-11 12:20 PM Original message |
A "good job" which would be MUCH better if your employer respected boundaries. |
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Renew Deal
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Mon May-16-11 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
21. Don't take drugs |
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SidDithers
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Mon May-16-11 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
22. K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it... |
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WingDinger
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Mon May-16-11 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
24. Down simple carbohydrates, ingest water till you burst. |
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WingDinger
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Mon May-16-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. To add, there is no protection against firing even if you are a patient. |
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luvspeas
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Mon May-16-11 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
25. Not that I've ever done this... |
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luvspeas
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Mon May-16-11 12:11 PM Response to Reply #25 |
41. +1 on never using the morning pee... |
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nebenaube
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Mon May-16-11 12:39 PM Response to Reply #25 |
74. actually |
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luvspeas
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Mon May-16-11 02:09 PM Response to Reply #74 |
120. that may be true if you have been smoking a long time... |
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eridani
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Mon May-16-11 09:31 PM Response to Reply #25 |
192. Absolutely do NOT try to get the fat off |
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devilgrrl
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Mon May-16-11 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
26. I think it's sad that people are defending drug testing to begin with. |
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ecstatic
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Mon May-16-11 01:53 PM Response to Reply #26 |
109. I don't defend it, but personally, I wouldn't want to be the one forced to pay |
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devilgrrl
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Mon May-16-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #109 |
115. I think it's pretty easy to tell if someone's higher than a kite... |
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Ichingcarpenter
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Mon May-16-11 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
28. Potassium Pills, Gatoraide or real cranberry juice. |
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SDuderstadt
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Mon May-16-11 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
29. Stay clean n/t |
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iscooterliberally
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Mon May-16-11 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
32. First get a dirty mayonnaise jar... |
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Vinnie From Indy
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Mon May-16-11 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
37. About the fake penis thing |
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LiberalLoner
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Mon May-16-11 12:09 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. LOL! Great post! n/t |
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WingDinger
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Mon May-16-11 12:09 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. It is discrimination. Where is the fake vagina? Oh, those places. |
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Cali_Democrat
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Mon May-16-11 04:38 PM Response to Reply #37 |
143. HAHA |
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BoWanZi
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Mon May-16-11 06:04 PM Response to Reply #37 |
167. LOL, awesome!! |
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Horse with no Name
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Mon May-16-11 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
40. Sure Gel. You can get it in the canning section. |
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slackmaster
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Mon May-16-11 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
44. 1. Stop consuming ANY substance that might trigger a positive OR false positive |
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Hassin Bin Sober
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Mon May-16-11 01:54 PM Response to Reply #44 |
110. I used to take Lodine. It was a miracle drug. |
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immoderate
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Mon May-16-11 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
45. The head shop had several potions. I got what looked like the strongest one. |
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Mon May-16-11 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
46. You might not have this luxury |
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Mon May-16-11 12:18 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. So, these test involve someone WATCHING you pee??? |
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Mon May-16-11 12:25 PM Response to Reply #50 |
60. Yeah, it's humiliating and hard to do. Shrug. n/t |
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Mon May-16-11 05:30 PM Response to Reply #50 |
158. some do, most don't. if you've ever popped positive or been accused |
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Mon May-16-11 09:29 PM Response to Reply #158 |
191. In the Army, ALL piss tests are witnessed. The Army takes this stuff very |
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Mon May-16-11 12:24 PM Response to Reply #46 |
58. What was the response? |
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Mon May-16-11 01:17 PM Response to Reply #58 |
95. The woman was surprisingly polite |
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Mon May-16-11 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
49. send me a jar, $100, and your fedex account number... |
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Mon May-16-11 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
51. pm me. |
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Mon May-16-11 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
52. The only thing that worked for me was to have it |
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Mon May-16-11 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
53. Drink lots and lots of water and cranberry juice |
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Mon May-16-11 12:37 PM Response to Reply #53 |
72. also |
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Mon May-16-11 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
55. My experience is you have to say you're willing to take one, |
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Mon May-16-11 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
57. Tommy Chong Quick Flush capsules |
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Mon May-16-11 12:26 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. Oh, BTW, parsley is a natural diuretic, as is watermelon. Just thought I'd throw that in. n/t |
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Mon May-16-11 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
61. You could pee on your prospective employers desk |
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Mon May-16-11 12:27 PM Response to Reply #61 |
63. Man, you are just wicked funny today, LOL! n/t |
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Mon May-16-11 12:34 PM Response to Reply #61 |
71. OMG! |
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Mon May-16-11 04:42 PM Response to Reply #61 |
146. LOL...again! |
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Mon May-16-11 09:57 PM Response to Reply #61 |
206. Sound advice! |
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Mon May-16-11 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
64. In a documentary on prisoners and parole |
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Mon May-16-11 12:43 PM Response to Reply #64 |
79. ow!! |
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Mon May-16-11 01:13 PM Response to Reply #79 |
92. Yah! You know it must have hurt for days! |
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Mon May-16-11 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
67. My friend had good luck with a Whizzinator. |
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Tue May-17-11 11:24 AM Response to Reply #67 |
235. The people who sold "The Whizzinator" were found guilty of fraud... |
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Mon May-16-11 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
68. yes, it works |
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Mon May-16-11 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
70. Well, back in the days of the draft physical, it was sugar under the fingernails ... |
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Mon May-16-11 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
75. Is this an O'Keefe post? nt |
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Mon May-16-11 12:54 PM Response to Reply #75 |
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Mon May-16-11 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
80. Taverner: What substances are you afraid would be detected in your urine? |
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Mon May-16-11 12:50 PM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Well yeah, that's me... |
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Mon May-16-11 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
81. Be careful about drinking too much water. |
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Mon May-16-11 12:56 PM Response to Reply #81 |
87. You'd have to drink a LOT of water to hurt yourself. |
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Mon May-16-11 06:04 PM Response to Reply #81 |
168. A more likely problem is invalidating your test as "too dilute" due to low creatinine concentration |
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Mon May-16-11 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
97. carefully, by the edge of the rim, but not too fast else it will spill |
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Mon May-16-11 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
98. OK. Rubber or latex glove, surgical tape, someone else's clean piss |
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Mon May-16-11 01:51 PM Response to Reply #98 |
108. A buddy of mine used to keep a small Elmer's Glue bottle filled with a clean friend's pee ... |
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Mon May-16-11 05:49 PM Response to Reply #98 |
160. Thanks. I'll fool these fascists if its the last thing I do |
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Mon May-16-11 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
99. Worth the read - ACLU's article on work place drug testing - and all that's wrong with it. |
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Mon May-16-11 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
101. Don't use any substance that might show up |
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Mon May-16-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
104. Don't drink or do drugs |
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Mon May-16-11 04:34 PM Response to Reply #104 |
139. Not really "easy enough" |
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Tue May-17-11 04:01 AM Response to Reply #139 |
226. If you want to smoke pot |
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Tue May-17-11 11:16 AM Response to Reply #226 |
233. So a doctor's prescription means nothing to you. Ah, You might want to change your name |
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Tue May-17-11 02:15 PM Response to Reply #233 |
238. We don't have medical marijuana laws |
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Mon May-16-11 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
106. Perhaps a bit of help |
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Mon May-16-11 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
111. Well...what exactly are we talking about here? |
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Mon May-16-11 04:37 PM Response to Reply #111 |
142. Full drug screen for an IT job |
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Mon May-16-11 09:54 PM Response to Reply #142 |
205. Take a piss on the servers |
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Tue May-17-11 12:34 AM Response to Reply #142 |
224. It is gross...but have you ever seen those packs of jello before you add water? |
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Mon May-16-11 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
113. When your prospective employer asks you to take a piss test |
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Mon May-16-11 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
119. Drug tests are bullshit and still haven't prevented accidents from happening. |
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Mon May-16-11 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
122. Poppies! |
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Mon May-16-11 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
124. Substitution, substitution, substitution. |
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Mon May-16-11 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
127. I think there is some good advice |
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Mon May-16-11 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
129. I a but ashmed to admit this, but... |
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Mon May-16-11 04:43 PM Response to Reply #129 |
147. i think the window is longer now |
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Mon May-16-11 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
131. Seeing pro-authoritarian posts on DU makes me feel very pessimistic about humanity. nt |
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Mon May-16-11 04:31 PM Response to Reply #131 |
138. Me too, but most of them seem to be coming from the usual Concern Trolls |
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Mon May-16-11 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
144. dont do drugs... works every time |
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Mon May-16-11 04:41 PM Response to Reply #144 |
145. Fascism is GOOD! That way I know the government cares about me! |
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Mon May-16-11 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
148. My friend smoked weed every day and he was in your position......you know what he did? |
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Mon May-16-11 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
149. Yes, this method is sure to work. |
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Mon May-16-11 10:34 PM Response to Reply #149 |
217. That would be good advice if he were using recreationally but he's not, he |
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Mon May-16-11 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
150. Is this for real??? |
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Mon May-16-11 04:57 PM Response to Reply #150 |
152. Deleted message |
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Mon May-16-11 05:22 PM Response to Reply #150 |
156. people who never do drugs never have accidents? |
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Mon May-16-11 05:30 PM Response to Reply #156 |
159. Didn't say that did I |
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Mon May-16-11 05:50 PM Response to Reply #159 |
161. Deleted message |
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Wed May-18-11 01:31 PM Response to Reply #159 |
241. prove to me that recreational drug users have a worse safety record |
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Mon May-16-11 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
157. Diuretics can dilute the sample - use with caution and an Rx |
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Mon May-16-11 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
162. Don't drink or use before the test. n/t |
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Mon May-16-11 06:02 PM Response to Reply #162 |
164. Everyone tells me don't drink, but that's the interesting thing - they aren't testing for alcohol... |
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Tue May-17-11 07:01 PM Response to Reply #164 |
240. Alcohol... solubility... |
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Mon May-16-11 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
163. and to all you self righteous, witty folks here who's pithy little "just don't do drugs" |
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Mon May-16-11 06:06 PM Response to Reply #163 |
169. Thank you |
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Mon May-16-11 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
165. I usually passed by not having anything in my system that would fail a test.. |
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Tue May-17-11 06:55 AM Response to Reply #165 |
229. That explains why you are absolutely no fun at parties |
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Tue May-17-11 07:23 AM Response to Reply #229 |
231. It was a way of saying that's how I always passed the tests |
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Mon May-16-11 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
166. No Idea, a guy I work with just failed his drug test |
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Mon May-16-11 06:08 PM Response to Reply #166 |
171. If you have ever smoked marijuana, you will test positive in a hair test |
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Mon May-16-11 06:40 PM Response to Reply #171 |
173. untrue, I smoked enough to cause global warming and have had a taste as |
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Mon May-16-11 06:44 PM Response to Reply #173 |
174. Then they didn't do the test |
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Mon May-16-11 09:24 PM Response to Reply #174 |
189. but all they took was hair, not a skin sample |
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Mon May-16-11 08:11 PM Response to Reply #171 |
180. That's some LONG hair. |
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Mon May-16-11 08:12 PM Response to Reply #180 |
181. It's not from the hair, it's from the fat cells |
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Mon May-16-11 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
175. Water, water and more water. Passed with no THC traces |
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Mon May-16-11 07:01 PM Response to Reply #175 |
176. How long was it between quitting and testing? |
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Tue May-17-11 04:37 AM Response to Reply #176 |
227. Less than 2 wks. Good luck. |
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Mon May-16-11 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
178. Easy to beat |
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Mon May-16-11 07:57 PM Response to Reply #178 |
179. It's not illegal - I have a prescription |
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Mon May-16-11 09:02 PM Response to Reply #179 |
185. I don't think there's anything foolproof out there. |
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Mon May-16-11 09:49 PM Response to Reply #185 |
201. I hope it works out for him too. I really think the best thing at this point is to |
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Mon May-16-11 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
182. My biochem prof told me fifteen years ago that |
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Mon May-16-11 09:36 PM Response to Reply #182 |
193. NO way would that work. They look for specific chemicals such as creatinine, etc. |
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Mon May-16-11 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
186. Drink lots and lots of water. Take B-complex vitamins |
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Mon May-16-11 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
197. NEVER ask if you can use your notes... |
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Mon May-16-11 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
200. In 2 or 3 over the years 30 days and a fair amount of coffee has always done it. YMMV. |
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Mon May-16-11 09:57 PM Response to Reply #200 |
207. But he can't just not smoke the pot, he has severe back pain that is relieved |
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Mon May-16-11 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
214. I think if you hit the bowl you did your job.... |
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Mon May-16-11 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
221. Drink lots of water and stay away from any kind of drugs, be it tylenol! |
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Tue May-17-11 04:44 AM Response to Original message |
228. The URINATOR!! |
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Tue May-17-11 07:09 AM Response to Original message |
230. how to pass? |
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Tue May-17-11 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
232. Ah yes, the old fake penis ploy {Inspector Clouseau voice} |
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Tue May-17-11 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
239. Very quickly. |
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