2012 presidential election is like a cooking show contest GOP knows they are going to lose...

[yurbud]

so rather than try to win, they are cleaning the rotten food out of their fridge.

[HereSince1628]

1. All of this to be rescued by a knight riding in on a white horse

I suspect the knight's name is Jeb, it sets him up to fake seeming to be drafted.

[yurbud]

3. He has one or two turds floating in his toilet bowl too, like his weird ''mystical warrior friend"

Chang:

Below, courtesy of the Gainesville Sun, are Bush’s words, “spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians”:

“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

“I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift...

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/09/20/jeb-bush-reveals

This kind of New Age shit would get a Democrat crucified.

If it got any play at all, it would make it tougher for Jeb than a gay black Muslim to win over Evangelical voters.

[FiveGoodMen]

2. They will continue to pass every terrible law they want.

If you think they care who signs them...

... and he will!

[yurbud]

4. Obama will?

[FiveGoodMen]

5. Have you been paying attention?

There's hardly a Bush policy that Obama isn't extending, expanding, and cementing.

[yurbud]

6. just checking. I wouldn't put it quite that strongly, but close.

[FiveGoodMen]

7. Whew!

Glad to hear we're on (roughly) the same page.

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