The 437th thread about May 21

[Keith Bee]

I'm just wondering if some of the people here are worried. :P

The world is not going to end on Saturday, awright? The world will only end if Michele Bachmann becomes President and nukes every country on Earth because Jesus and Elvis tell her to.

[tularetom]

1. boy is your face gonna be red on Sunday if you're wrong

Along with the rest of you.

[Keith Bee]

17. HA!

And the face I'll be seeing is :evilgrin:

[Nye Bevan]

2. DU is going to totally suck on May 21. I bet more than half the threads will be about this nonsense.

I for one will be staying away.

[RKP5637]

3. But it will all end at 6PM LOL. n/t

[haele]

5. 6pm WHERE! Gotta know if I have a few more or less hours -

Unless it's going to happen like a wave, slooooowly picking people up as it circles the globe, I doubt it will be 6PM PDT; probably closer to 4:30pm GMT. Which means if it happens at once, I'm probably going to be at the Hillcrest Farmer's Market with Laz talking to the Wes the oyster farm vendor, Mary the fancy cheese vendor (Laz loves his stinky cheeses and his goat cheeses), Keith (AKA Mr. Bubbles) the British Pub Food vendor and have no idea it's going on for a good hour or so...

Haele

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Wave, I guess they got tired of trying to calculate this

with date time and time zones.

Well that carpenter only knows Cubits...

WHO KNEW?

[RKP5637]

15. Sounds like a better time. You can always check the reruns on TV and You Tube. LOL n/t

[Keith Bee]

16. 6 PM Jerusalem time, maybe?

:9

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Be exact, 6 PM LOCAL TIME

so it should pretty much be bust when the massive quake in New Zealand does not happen a few hours before EST.

[RKP5637]

18. Yep, 6 PM LOCAL TIME. I'll go in my car at 5:50PM and put my seat belt on! LOL n/t

[elocs]

4. Not to worry, in the context of Christianity the "Rapture" is a 200 year old false doctrine.

Again, in the context of Christianity, those who promote the doctrine of the Rapture for their own benefit and glory are actually anti-Christian because they bring disrepute on the Church which is the Body of Christ, the believers by naming dates when the Bible clearly says that not even Jesus knew the date. The leaders of the Rapture movement are actually false prophets which is not a good thing to be in the context of Christianity.

Now atheists believe that all religions are false and a joke and have no problem holding them up, particularly Christianity, to ridicule in spite of the fact that likely thousands of DUers are practicing Christians to one degree or another. But that's why when referring to the Rapture I continually stated that in the context of Christianity it is a false doctrine.

[Rex]

6. It is amazing to watch them say, "no one can know the date/time" then

watch them airbrush a big ass date and time onto a tour bus!!!!

I mean...W T F!?!?

:freak:

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. It is a very small group

but like Millerites, I hope this finally puts a kibbush on the third great revival

[Rex]

10. God will once again spare us unwashed masses...yet again.

We are such good people*, I can almost here the excuses a day early.






*people meaning the Chosen Ones that will wait another thousand years, all the rest are trash and will die...praise Him!

[RKP5637]

19. Yep, it's best not to wash and to be among the masses. We seem to do rather well that way! LOL n/t

[elocs]

12. The "them" who correctly say no one knows the time are not the same "them" who name a date.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets all of the attention and publicity, like the guy who wanted to burn the Koran. Christianity, as in any group comprised of millions of people, has many "thems". In fact there is a Christian "them" who belong to DU.

[madamesilverspurs]

11. My neighbor will be so relieved.

He misread the billboard and went right out and bought himself a new truss. . .


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[brooklynite]

13. I think the OP is extremely important...

The title is The 437th thread about May 21...

If you add the "4" and the "3", you get "7". Coincidence?

And if you take the "2" and subtract the "1", you're left with "1", which clearly means you'll be alone after the Rapture (because "One is the Loneliest Number.....".

[kick-ass-bob]

14. you hit the starting point, but your ending is wrong:

4+3 is 7, so we have a pair of 7's. May 21 is 5/21 adds up to 8 (5+2+1).

So the 778 area code is where it will be starting at 6:00. It says so in the Bible's appendix.