It's MAY 21st...has the world ended?
brooklynite
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Fri May-20-11 06:38 AM
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It's MAY 21st...has the world ended? |
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New Zealand is GMT + 12 hours. Anything going on?
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Orrex
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Fri May-20-11 06:47 AM
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1. If you'd read your scripture, you'd know that the end is on 5/21/2011 at 18:00 local time |
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Right now it's only 23:46 on May 20th, you heretic.
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brooklynite
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Fri May-20-11 06:50 AM
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2. So, you're saying I have time for a haircut? |
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I'd like to look my best.
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Orrex
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Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM
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3. Sure! And you might as well give the stylist a huge tip. |
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Heck, go whole-hog and get that waxing you've been putting off.
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Buns_of_Fire
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Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM
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4. It's like New Years -- Watch your local channel for "Dick Clark's Rockin' Rapture" |
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Edited on Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM by Buns_of_Fire
(Hey, Dick? Dick? You're on! Anybody seen Dick?...)
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Orrex
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Fri May-20-11 06:56 AM
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5. Howard Camping says that it will likely be an earthquake spreading around the globe |
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Honestly, an asteroid strike sounds like a more efficient and satisfyingly dramatic end, but I'm sure that we'll start hearing something soon...
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Fri May-20-11 07:06 AM
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7. I vote for the asteroid strike. If you're gonna go, go BIG. |
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I wonder how many people would be running towards the projected Ground Zero as opposed to the number running away.
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Fri May-20-11 07:02 AM
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We are still here, only 10 more hours and we will have dodged the bullet.
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Fri May-20-11 07:08 AM
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brooklynite
Wel, I belive a few of them wil be dispepointed when they have to go to work at monday.. When the end are not ending, and they are waking up to a new week
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Fri May-20-11 07:36 AM
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9. Everyone knows God works on 'Murkan time |
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You Godless non-Murkans gotta wait until it's the right time in His chosen country, uhhuh. :eyes:
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Bragi
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Fri May-20-11 08:14 AM
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11. Daylight saving time? /nt |
Zephie
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Fri May-20-11 09:14 AM
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17. I assume it would be EST |
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Much like TV guide. Wouldn't want to interrupt primetime after all.
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Bragi
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Fri May-20-11 08:13 AM
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10. An ominous silence from NZ |
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The lack of any posted response from NZ raises concerns.
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Fri May-20-11 08:16 AM
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Fri May-20-11 08:18 AM
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13. Other than a bad Metro ride in DC, the world is still spinning here. nt |
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Fri May-20-11 08:21 AM
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14. I think I felt something! |
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Sorry.
Just gas.
As you were...
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Buns_of_Fire
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Fri May-20-11 08:44 AM
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15. "Earth Destroyed by Flatulence" -- a sorry end, indeed. |
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But nobody can say we didn't WARN them about the impact of all those cow burps and cow farts. All it'll take is one bean burrito too many, now -- and it's scheduled to happen tomorrow evening at 6:00 Local Time. The world has been warned.
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Fri May-20-11 08:55 AM
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16. Do I have time for a pre-rapture roll in the hay with the Mrs? |
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Fri May-20-11 09:52 AM
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18. Depends on your endurance and/or medications /nt |
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