Drew Richards
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Fri May-20-11 04:46 PM
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| I have proof of the second coming... |
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A guy named Jesus came up to me today, I was sweating, terrified, petrified, horrified, I was Numb.
Jesus: you should have known I was coming.
Me: I didn't think it would be so soon.
Jesus: Well you should have known you are two months late already.
Me: Oh my God! But, I will make amends Forgive me, tell me what I can do, Please I beg you to forgive me.
Jesus: Dude chill out, look, I gotta take your car it's up for repo, you have to talk to the finance company not me.
Then he towed my car away.
:)
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| GKirk
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Fri May-20-11 06:01 PM
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| 1. I had a second coming before.... |
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...but I was much younger then. :)
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| cliss
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Fri May-20-11 06:41 PM
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Jesus Garcia, the tow guy?
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| Eddie Haskell
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Fri May-20-11 06:48 PM
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| 3. You should see the rainbow outside my window. |
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It's incredible. Is it a sign?
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| emilyg
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Fri May-20-11 06:53 PM
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| 4. I'm still waiting for my first. |
| Keith Bee
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Fri May-20-11 07:12 PM
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| 5. Well you need to get with me, then |
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I'm packin' nearly three inches in my pants, bay-bee! :evilgrin:
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| emilyg
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Sat May-21-11 06:35 PM
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| 6. Funny! Thanks for the laugh. |
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