East Coast DUers, Please Check IN!!!!

[taterguy]

If we don't hear from you in this thread we'll assume you've been Raptured.


And, I for one, will start FREAKING OUT!

[Crazy Dave]

1. Still H...

[EFerrari]

13. LOL

[MH1]

2. Present and accounted for. Rapturously unraptured.

[Initech]

3. I'm starting to think the "rapture" is going to be a giant, epic fail.

[sakabatou]

5. Maybe God was trolling Camping

[Little Star]

4. I thought I heard Lawerence O'Donnell say the rapture wasn't..

taking place until 6pm west coast time? For real, he said that. It's only 1:50pm here.

[elleng]

9. Ditto, that's what the 'guy' said, so everyone expecting something NOW is off by a few!!!

[lapislzi]

6. Craptured. Sure.

Thinking that maybe maxing out my credit card wasn't such a great idea.

[Atman]

7. It's not until six...I'm still scoping out my neighbor's houses.

I'm pretty sure I'm staying on the ground.

[Maine-ah]

8. no rapturing going on here.

I'm pretty sure I didn't qualify.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. By 7 pm Central time, it ought to be vewy vewy quiet here in the Bible belt.

[DJ13]

11. Uh Oh

[Buzz Clik]

12. What makes you think DUers (or East Coasters, for that matter) are on the list.

[RebelOne]

14. I'm still here on the east coast.

It is now 2::15 p.m., and even if the impossible rapture should happen, I won't be going because I am a good little atheist.

[NightWatcher]

15. IT'S ON, IT'S ON, RIGHT NOW!!! no, nevermind

just a dumptruck driving by

[njlib]

16. Still here in NJ

Was hoping to be poofed up before I had to go to the laundromat, but I just don't have that kind of luck!! :hi:

[Pab Sungenis]

17. Still here

for now.

[taterguy]

21. Good to KNOW!

[Historic NY]

18. is it nap time yet?

[brooklynite]

19. Please remain on the line...

Your salvation is very important to us.

[obxhead]

20. We still have a few hours of party time left. nt

[taterguy]

22. And yet you're hanging out on an Internet message board

If you're actually on the Outer Banks, you'll be the first to go.

[pipi_k]

23. Western Mass check-in....it's started here...

God has opened up the Heavenly water spigot and is pouring tons of water down upon us now.

We literally have lakes and rivers in the yard.

Helllllp!!!!!!!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. Still too early. (i.e., couldn't afford the special early ascension package for only $495) nt

[Motown_Johnny]

25. Rapture at 6:00. Preakness at 6:18, I hope Jesus runs late

[bbernardini]

26. Playing a wedding in Center City Philadelphia.

Hope we get fed before the rapture.

[Raffi Ella]

27. Ha!

I went out earlier and on the way home I drove by THE big Church in town and the parking lot is FULL. They're never there on a Saturday. lol

[xfundy]

29. Any nice cars there?

need one that's not a guzzler, but I guess I could take a couple of sports cars for weekends.

[Raffi Ella]

31. lmao.

I saw lots of SUV's. I noticed my neighbor was there too, they're Southern Baptist, never miss a Sunday at Church! They have a boat in their back yard...

[Autumn]

32. Do you have dibs on the boat? I can

meet you somewhere to pick it up. My neighbors have a nice 5th wheel I can trade you for it.

[Raffi Ella]

34. haha, Girl, tomorrow that boat will be in MY backyard!

Their kids are just as, if not more religious, than their parents so I'm sure they won't be left behind!

That boat is all mine!

[Autumn]

35. How selfish you are.

That is exactly why you are not going to be raptured.:evilgrin: Well all the water will be turned into wormwood anyway.


:rofl:

[Raffi Ella]

58. rofl

:spray:

Well, my neighbors got Left Behind anyway. I woulda sold that boat to a Non Believer, they don't know about the Wormwood.



*goes to google wormwood...

[titaniumsalute]

28. Still here in Boca...

I'm surrounded by the choosen people here in Palm Beach COunty so I feel pretty safe. Maybe God will think I'm a jew since all my neighbors are.

[OswegoAtheist]

30. Not likely to be raptured, but...

...if I had the money, I'd be filling inflatable sex dolls with helium and releasing them at 6 PM.

Oswego "funny how all the best cars in town are parked in the spots reserved for priests and pastors" Atheist

[stevenleser]

33. ITEOTWAWKI !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

[Bravo Zulu]

36. I lost my boot well being raptured,will someone please fedex it to me?

[boston bean]

37. I'm still here... I just spent my last hour or so on earth (possibly) compiling a

list of DU3 Groups and how many subscribers.

Hopefully it was time well spent and will get me some special treatment from the dude that does the judging.

[Tesha]

38. Sadly (for many other DUers, I'm sure), Mr. Tesha and I are still here.

But we have another 1:03 before we're due to depart anyway.

Tesha

[taterguy]

43. Damnit all to hell

[Tesha]

45. If we're discussing the Rapture, shouldn't that be:

"Damn you all to Hell!"? ;)

And now, at 18:54, unless God has a problem
with Daylight Savings Time, it's almost a
certainty that Mr. T and I are still here.
The neighbors to our right as well; we were
having a quick beer/snack with them just a
few minutes ago.

(Coming back in, we did notice the temperature
was 66.6; do you suppose that signifies?)

Tesha

[defendandprotect]

39. only 5 pm here in NJ and a day we're drying out -- thought it was 6pm?

[Joe the Revelator]

40. I can guarantee you, rapture or no rapture, I'll be here at 6:01

[Rhythm]

41. Still here... but y'all knew that.

Heaven doesn't want me... Hell's afraid i'd take over.

[ohheckyeah]

42. It's 5:06 pm and I'm still here

in Virginia.

[DiverDave]

44. Wait..it happened??

I thought we were leaving at 6PM...crap, missed the boat

[GreenPartyVoter]

46. Dang. I think they forgot me!

[Shagbark Hickory]

47. Somewhat relieved over all this crazy talk. Definitely still here.

[Jeanette in FL]

48. I'm still standing

Took a look around the neighborhood, everything seems intact.

Carry on!

[taterguy]

49. I'll carry on

Even though I'm not a wayward son.

[NutmegYankee]

50. still here.

[treestar]

51. Still here 7:49 p.m.

I was in front of church at 6, so if it happened, I'd have seen someone get raptured.

[sarge43]

52. I'm beginning to think the Rupture would have taken care of

all this freakin' rain. No mas, por favor, no mas.

Yeah, still here.

[Bravo Zulu]

53. Wow!

[Terra Alta]

54. I'm still here.

I guess I wasn't good enough to get raptured. Oh well!

[Historic NY]

55. me too, I went to a cruise night we had more people than usual.

[WilliamPitt]

56. Boston remains steadfastly un-Raptured

...and only mostly drunk.

Now to Ollie for the weather...what's the forecast, Ollie?

RAIN!!!

Thanks, Ollie.

:P

[ladyVet]

57. Still here in beautiful, rural NC.

Of course, if this crazy old pagan lady got took up, that would have been a hell of a surprise!

On a side note, I found out my fundy ex-husband, the truck driver that's never in town, was in town today, and I've been soooooo tempted to call him and say "damn, you're still here!?"