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Sat May-21-11 01:21 PM
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| What was that Jesus said about the little children again? |
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Sat May-21-11 01:27 PM
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| 1. I think he was saying "My Father Loves you and is waiting for you" |
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I don't think Jesus was into worrying about life here on earth as much as making sure kids understood His Father was waiting for them with open arms.
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Sat May-21-11 01:28 PM
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| 2. Good thing He never healed anyone then.. |
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Sat May-21-11 01:32 PM
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| 3. He healed when asked to heal. |
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Jesus could have asked his Father to forgive His creation and grant them eternal life again here on earth also, couldn't he? But he didn't did he..
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Sat May-21-11 01:38 PM
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| 5. I guess you've never read the Parable of the Good Samaritan.. |
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The injured man didn't ask for help but the Samaritan helped him anyway.
After two devout men passed him by like a pile of rotting meat.
And Jesus said that the first law was that we should love our neighbor as ourselves and that the Samaritan was the neighbor, not the two devout men who passed the injured man by.
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Sat May-21-11 03:20 PM
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Sat May-21-11 01:35 PM
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| 4. Wow, Jesus had the same hairstylist as the Bee Gees.... |
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Sat May-21-11 02:06 PM
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| 9. And was remarkable pale for such a hot climate n/t |
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Sat May-21-11 03:20 PM
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| 13. and i find it odd how someone born in the middle east looks like a european. |
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Sat May-21-11 08:01 PM
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| 19. The blonde blue-eyed Jesus myth was a big reason for my rejection of my Mother's religion. |
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Well and the whole 6000 year old earth thing.
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Sat May-21-11 01:48 PM
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"you are able to work long hard hours without breaks or lunch, go now to the sweatshop of your choice"
No. He didn't.
I just guess some folks missed that part of Jesus.
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Sat May-21-11 02:46 PM
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| 12. It's amazing the things supposed Christains spout nowaday's. nt |
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Sat May-21-11 03:27 PM
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| 15. The same ones that edit out the entire Book of Matthew. nt |
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Sat May-21-11 03:56 PM
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Sat May-21-11 01:53 PM
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| 7. Probably the entire population |
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of blond white children in the middle east.
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Sun May-22-11 08:39 AM
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| 20. lol They are wearing "period" dress aren't they? |
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Sat May-21-11 01:56 PM
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| 8. When His holy "handlers" told the kids Jesus was too tired to hang with them, |
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He said "let the little children come to me."
That story got me through Catholic school. All the rude Priests and Nuns were like the interfering Apostles. Jesus knew that kids are cool.
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Sat May-21-11 02:19 PM
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| 10. Where did you get this from? |
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Sat May-21-11 02:25 PM
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| 11. It's a fairly standard Jesus kid pic. I added the text. |
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Sat May-21-11 04:07 PM
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| 17. " If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor" |
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Sat May-21-11 07:25 PM
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| 18. What are you? A Commie? |
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Sun May-22-11 08:56 AM
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| 21. I have no way of knowing ... |
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Sun May-22-11 08:58 AM
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| 22. White Jesus and White Kids? |
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I bet Jesus also lived in a gated community and attended the local mega church.
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Sun May-22-11 09:00 AM
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| 23. He also carried a gun. nt |
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