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The Straight Story
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Thu May-26-11 02:06 PM Original message |
Lawn Darts Are Back, Deadlier Than Ever |
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Poll_Blind
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Thu May-26-11 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. A kid who used to ride my schoolbus got one right through the cheek. |
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Puzzler
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Thu May-26-11 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
2. Good luck with their disclaimer... |
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blondeatlast
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Thu May-26-11 04:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. "Jarts in Your Heart will not be held liable..." ALWAYS a fail. |
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RUMMYisFROSTED
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Thu May-26-11 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. Yep. |
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Aerows
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Thu May-26-11 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. Playing Horseshoes is safe? |
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The Straight Story
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Thu May-26-11 02:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. now, now, you need to change that dangerous attitude. People need old white men to make choices |
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Aerows
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Thu May-26-11 02:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. The old white men |
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provis99
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Thu May-26-11 02:32 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. you can't even by Kinder eggs in America because they're "too dangerous". |
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razorman
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Thu May-26-11 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Deadlier than ever"? Do they explode now, or something? |
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Javaman
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Thu May-26-11 02:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
19. They shoot poison and have lasers on them. nt |
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RaleighNCDUer
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Thu May-26-11 03:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. that's 'fricking lasers', thank you. nt |
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Javaman
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Thu May-26-11 09:37 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. I stand corrected... |
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Codeine
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Thu May-26-11 10:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
33. Laser-guided, heat-seeking, bunker-busting options packages nowadays. nt |
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The Doctor.
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Thu May-26-11 10:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
34. Ok, I'm definitely buying a set now! |
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JuniperLea
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Thu May-26-11 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. Someone warn Stephanie Miller, quick! |
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MorningGlow
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Thu May-26-11 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
8. Pssst contraband set in my mother's attic |
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The Straight Story
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Thu May-26-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Quick, get them out of the house - they might kill you! |
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Bragi
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Thu May-26-11 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. Lawn darts are an effective "natural selection" tool /nt |
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Ganja Ninja
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Thu May-26-11 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
12. This is no laughing matter |
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hobbit709
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Thu May-26-11 02:27 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Bet his words before it happened were |
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RaleighNCDUer
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Fri May-27-11 08:26 AM Response to Reply #12 |
50. Quick! Call Reno 911! |
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a la izquierda
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Thu May-26-11 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
14. "A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart..." |
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slackmaster
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Thu May-26-11 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
16. They're no more dangerous than horseshoes, model rockets, or any of a number of things that fly. |
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Purveyor
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Thu May-26-11 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
17. I really don't know how I or anyone over the age of 30 survived our 'dangerous and deadly' |
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Bragi
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Thu May-26-11 02:43 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Agreed |
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jayfish
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Thu May-26-11 02:55 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Oh the memories... |
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Bragi
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Thu May-26-11 04:46 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Yeah, there was a burning pen |
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ProfessorGAC
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Fri May-27-11 04:36 AM Response to Reply #20 |
47. Given The Topic Here, That Could Be Dangerous! |
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Bragi
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Fri May-27-11 06:20 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. Hah! Good one! /nt |
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Iggo
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Sat May-28-11 07:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
54. I had one of those. |
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Codeine
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Thu May-26-11 10:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
36. We'd have laughed anyone riding a bike with a helmet right off the street. |
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blueamy66
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Fri May-27-11 06:11 AM Response to Reply #36 |
48. We "kinda" just experienced this the other day... |
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jayfish
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Thu May-26-11 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. I play Jarts with my mother every weekend during the... |
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LynneSin
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Thu May-26-11 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
21. Wake me up when they allow me to buy a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory |
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Mnemosyne
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Fri May-27-11 02:19 AM Response to Reply #21 |
41. Kudos to Alfred Gilbert for using only "Safe" radioactive materials - |
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Liberal_in_LA
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Thu May-26-11 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
23. omg. |
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RaleighNCDUer
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Thu May-26-11 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
24. Ever been hit with a horseshoe? nt |
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Bragi
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Thu May-26-11 04:47 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Horseshoes don't hit, people do |
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csziggy
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Thu May-26-11 10:23 PM Response to Reply #27 |
39. More horses hit with horseshoes than people! |
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immoderate
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Thu May-26-11 05:01 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. First of all, is that a trick question? |
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Blue-Jay
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Thu May-26-11 10:06 PM Response to Reply #24 |
37. Attached to a horse? Yeah. |
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trusty elf
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Fri May-27-11 02:40 AM Response to Reply #24 |
43. ......... |
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JanMichael
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Sat May-28-11 07:40 PM Response to Reply #24 |
57. Try a baseball or golf ball. They both suck! I mean they HURT. nt. |
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madokie
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Thu May-26-11 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
29. 'That ladder ball game.' You mean Geezer golf |
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aikoaiko
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Thu May-26-11 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
31. The trick is to not play Jarts like horsehoes with two opposing targets but more like a dart board |
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MadHound
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Thu May-26-11 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
35. I've got to get me some of those. |
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jmowreader
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Sat May-28-11 06:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
52. Tea party rallies come immediately to mind... |
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ohheckyeah
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Thu May-26-11 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'd love to have a set |
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MyrnaLoy
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Fri May-27-11 02:07 AM Response to Original message |
40. Cool! |
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Mnemosyne
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Fri May-27-11 02:20 AM Response to Reply #40 |
42. I found out how fast my mother could move. :) n/t |
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thelordofhell
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Fri May-27-11 02:56 AM Response to Original message |
44. You can have my Jarts |
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JVS
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Fri May-27-11 02:59 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. No, for Jarts it's "You can have my Jarts when you pluck them from my cold, dead... |
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thelordofhell
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Fri May-27-11 04:43 PM Response to Reply #45 |
51. I don't know what Jarts game you're playing |
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Capitalocracy
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Fri May-27-11 03:05 AM Response to Original message |
46. Love the name. |
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chrisa
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Sat May-28-11 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
53. "If you have the IQ of a monkey." |
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U4ikLefty
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Sat May-28-11 07:32 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Mmmm, beer and lawn darts. |
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Sat May-28-11 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
56. About damn time. |
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alfredo
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Sat May-28-11 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
58. Baggo? We call that Cornhole around here. |
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