Best Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Quotes of 2010"Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can't stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he's only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to." -Stephen Colbert, slamming Newt Gingrich for moral hypocrisy
"It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs." -Jon Stewart
"Fox News: You are the lupus of news." -Jon Stewart
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