Victoria Jackson Thinks Obama’s “Private Army” Might Kill Her

[spanone]

oooohhh teh stooooopid






Victoria Jackson is a reliable source of unhinged claims about President Obama -- for example, she has claimed that Obama “bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ” and asserted that “Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!” But she really pegged the crazy meter with her July 15 WorldNetDaily column, headlined “The 3 scariest things about Obama”:

1. private army (like Hitler)

2. socialist (like Hitler)

3. media control (like Hitler)

A clause hidden in the Obamacare bill, which is now law, gives Obama the right to form a private army.

Why isn't anyone freaking out?

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201107150017

[Drale]

1. If Obama had a "private army' Victoria Jackson,

is far to small a person for him to worry about.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Yeah, I don't imagine she's at the top of his target list.

[WCGreen]

2. Damn, she make Palin look smart....

[Poll_Blind]

5. She really does.

And that's saying a lot.

PB

[ProfessorGAC]

9. A Statement Heretofore I Would Have Considered Impossible

But, right you are.
GAC

[GReedDiamond]

94. Palin/Jackson 2021...

...what?

It's 2012?

WHATEVER...

[Marrah_G]

3. Wow- I didn't know she was a loon

[spanone]

6. she's as looney as they come

[Marrah_G]

24. I always thought she just played kooky characters

How messed up does one need to be to think that the president of the US is forming a private Army to take out a B or D list comedian........

[spanone]

35. she's really unhinged...

Victoria Jackson On 'Glee': Former 'SNL' Star's Homophobic Comment

"Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/20/victoria-jackson-on-glee-_n_838071.html

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

53. She's not even D-list

A fact she whines about as far as being discriminated against.

[Erose999]

60. She wasn't playing those characters. She really is that kooky.

[XanaDUer]

82. No, I thought this was some type of performance art

she's deadly serious. She's a LOON. Werewolves run from her on full-moon nights.

She's some type of born-again Christian or something (like Kirk Cameron and that girl from The Facts of Life) and goes around lecturing the rest of America on the Bible.

[Dappleganger]

4. Maybe she should take that giant hot pink target off her head.

:shrug:

[Poll_Blind]

7. If she did, the top of her cranium would fall off and all the Jolly Ranchers would spill out.

And they're all Sour Apple.

PB

[Dappleganger]

28. Ha!

:evilgrin:

[demmiblue]

43. Lol!

:spray:

:rofl:

[mrmpa]

51. ROFL

[Jackpine Radical]

57. Wow, talk about a dyscultural personality--I got no clue

about any of your references except that I know what a cranium is. Le's start with Hoodafuck is Virginia Whatsername, and who or what are the Jolly Ranchers, and other than something about hanging Jeff Davis, I don't know what this sour apple business is.

Am I iggerant or wot?

[lapislzi]

69. I don't know who she is, but

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of hard candy (boiled sweet) that come in fruit flavors. Perhaps the poster is humorously suggesting that Ms Hoozit's head is filled, instead of with grey matter, with brightly colored candies.

Sorry, I'm a pop culture zero myself.

:shrug:

[Renew Deal]

10. Why isn't she in a FEMA camp yet?

:evilgrin:

[donheld]

89. Or a sanitarium.

[DevonRex]

11. Somebody bless her, quick!!

She's lived this long bein that dumb but her luck has to run out soon. And whoever is dressing her has a wonderful sense of humor. :rofl: unless she does it herself, in which case we should all just laugh at her anyway.

[JoePhilly]

12. Seriously, some one needs to help her.

She might as well be riding back and forth on Philly's broad street subway line muttering to herself.

[Peacetrain]

14. That is the first thing that come to mind.. this poor woman is truly delusional

thinking that someone is out to get her.. she needs help..

[JoePhilly]

52. Sadly, she is against the programs that would help her.

[Jackpine Radical]

75. Trust me on this--

That is a very common sentiment among psychotics with prominent paranoid symptoms.

[DontTreadOnMe]

13. She needs to wear corks in her ears

otherwise her head whistles

[Blue-Jay]

15. You know who else is like Hitler?

[NoGOPZone]

16. I think I might die laughing at her. nt

[Canuckistanian]

Like a commenter said on Media Matters

She's GOT to be a female Andy Kaufman. There's no way this kind of crazy can walk around and function in the real world.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. Is she trying to morph into the '80s Cyndi Lauper with her big bow?

She's starting...

[DevonRex]

20. Since Cyndi is so great on GLBT issues, victoria prolly thinks she's

in league with Satan or something.

[kirby]

47. No more like Lucy with the Vitameatavegamin n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. Did Obama implant the pink thing on her head to eat the remants of her brain?

It's working.

[Journeyman]

19. Years ago, people like this were displayed in Circus Sideshows. . .

for a nickel you could see Zip and Pip, the Onion Head Kids, the Bearded Lady, the Incredible Ella - the Camel Girl.

Such shows are no longer acceptable, and yet, here she is, Victoria Jackson - the Unhinged Babbler, paraded about Fox News and given periodic airtime to spout every inanity and paranoid delusion that occurs to her.

Can anyone define a difference between the Sideshows today and those of yesteryear?

[nadinbrzezinski]

21. paranoia is a side effect of a few legal and illegal drugs Victoria

you might want to talk to the doctor if they are prescribed. You might want to talk to the recovery people if they are not. WOW, just WOW!

[Blue Owl]

22. That's real interesting Victoria...

Just kidding, no it's not.

[rucky]

23. Yep. She's still funny.

but not ha-ha funny.

[smirkymonkey]

25. You know, I am sure Obama spends all his waking hours thinking

of ways to off Victoria Jackson. That's why he just can't concentrate on this whole silly, budget, jobs, defense mess. He's got bigger things to think of. Like how to bump off Victoria Jackson. (do I need the sarcasm smilie?)

[theaocp]

26. Apparently, being a gymnast who couldn't sing got her on

Johnny Carson. Not really that entertaining, but you be the judge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RkGm4-KSDU

[randr]

27. Just as there is a canary in a coal mine

we have our loon in the loony bin.

[izquierdista]

29. Offending subject line

Chimpanzees stacking crates to get at hanging bananas think; rats running a maze think; Victoria, like a roach scurrying for the dark, acts only on instinct.

[Taverner]

30. Hot damn, she is twenty kinds of crazy and thirty kinds of stupid!!!!

[negativenihil]

31. what?!

If Obama controlled the media, would it not be a logical assumption that say... Fox News might be forced to change pretty radically?

Oh wait, i forgot - most right-wing loons don't feel Fox is "the media"....

[cliffordu]

32. Only if they bombard her with Cherry Garcia.

Or pig fat.

[Fire1]

33. I wanna big ass bow like that!! LOL!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

34. I choose to believe that this is brilliant satire.

It amuses me to think so.

[LondonReign2]

36. Socialist (like Hitler)???????

Ermmmmmmm....

[Javaman]

72. Don't try and wrap your head around it...

it will only make it ache.

she exemplifies the stupidity of the right wing fringe.

[Rex]

37. Er, she is a comedian...are we sure she is not just pulling the Foxes leg?

A cosmic laugh at the Teabaggers?

Did she really lose her mind like Cha Cha boy?

If so, sad...RIP Victoria Jackson's brain...you did some hella good comedy at one time! :cry:

[spanone]

40. yes, we're sure.

[Rex]

64. Man that is depressing, she was one funny lady!

I shall remember her as she was before she LOST HER FUCKING MIND.

:(

[NeedleCast]

45. Yes

She's been a speaker for the tea party for a long time. I had the unfortunate coincidence of playing kick ball on the national mall the same day she was speaking at a tea bagger rally. She was all sorts of insane.

[Rex]

66. That is too sad.

We lost a good'un to hatred and insanity. :(

[jberryhill]

50. Her comic act, apparently, wasn't an act

I used to think she must have been a real talent in portraying a clueless airhead, much as the way that Maureen Stapleton masterfully portrayed Edith Bunker in All In The Family.

It's shocking to find out what was really going on is that Saturday Night Live was apparently exploiting a very confused woman of such limited intellect.

[Rex]

65. Same here! I always thought she was one smart, funny lady.

But if we look at the Fall of Dennis Miller...just kidding that guy was NEVER funny!

I feel sorry for her now, what a tool. :(

[MilesColtrane]

38. That's sad.

She needs to be in one of those hospitals that has rubber rooms.

[eppur_se_muova]

39. It's true! It's true! Run, Victoria! Hide!

Cut off all communication with the outside world! It's your only hope!

[fascisthunter]

41. Victoria Jackson needs some psychological help

[elehhhhna]

42. she was never funny, and she isn't even interesting.

she's got to claim that the POTUS is out to get her in order to get any attention. ("Any" attention being television coverage -- she's nutso!)


If only she were correct in her paranoia.

[Kurmudgeon]

44. Perfect example of the cute girl who becomes insufferable with age.

[d_b]

46. lol

fuck.

[HughBeaumont]

48. "Jesus gives me the RIGHT to be a Balloon-juiced asshole!!"

"Give us the Bible."

"You no TOUCH my BIBLE!!!"

"Just . . . hand it over .. . "

"You no TOUCH my BIBLE!!!"

"You've had too much . . . give us the Bible . . ."

"YOU NO TOUCH MY BIBLE YOU GAY LIB HEATHEN!!!" (whack whack whack)

[XanaDUer]

83. Wow, she looks like a blonde Delta Burke there

and DB is married to another grade-D RW actor, Gerald McRaney. Oh, please God, don't let DB be an insane RWer, too - she was on Designing Women!

[jmowreader]

49. If the Evil Socialist Obama is going to kill ANYONE...

he might want to start with the makeup artist who did that to her.

[spanone]

54. she's no fan of glee...nuttier than a fruitcake

"Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"

[Karmadillo]

55. Sad

nt

[City Lights]

56. Cuckoo, cuckoo.

:crazy:

She's gone.

[toddwv]

58. Nutjob.

She fits in well with the teabaggers...

[mzmolly]

59. One can only hope.

/sarcasm

[graywarrior]

61. There is not one sane looking thing about her. Not one.

[frogmarch]

62. Does this mean her stupidity

isn't an act?

Is she really that dumb?

[spanone]

63. it does give one pause.....

:toast:

[Mimosa]

67. What a loser.

Anybody who publishes such desperate garbage is a loser too. GRRRRRRRRRR.

[MiniMe]

68. If he had his own army

I think Eric Cantor may have something to worry about, but not Victoria Jackson. Since Eric is OK, I would say you are safe, you twit

[Rincewind]

91. Obama does have an army.

Also, an Air Force, Navy, Marine Corps, and the Coast Guard. That is why he is called the Commander in Chief. Oh, and by the way Victoria, he doesn't need any of them to deal with you, a can of Raid will take care of you, and the rest of the cockroaches.

[MrScorpio]

70. Why does Fox put so many mentally ill people on TV?

This woman is in desperate need of treatment

[Rex]

71. Same reason Jerry Springer is watched by millions.

Ratings.

[Jackpine Radical]

77. Why? Because they can't find any sane people to advocate the Company Line.

Well, except for a coterie of psychopaths, who are technically sane in the eyes of the law.

[Chimichurri]

73. She may have schizophrenia. She should have that checked.

[Jackpine Radical]

76. Not necessarily. There are other possibilities.

Delusional Disorder, Paranoid Personality Disorder…

[awoke_in_2003]

74. she makes as much sense...

as a football bat.

[WillyT]

78. Well... She Killed Her Career, All By Her Little Crazy Self...

:shrug:

:kick: & Rec!!!

[AsahinaKimi]

79. I wonder where she ranks with

Republican women like Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and Sharron Angle in the "smarts" department?
Probably sitting pretty on the bottom.

[jimmyflint]

80. That's really sad, she needs some serious mental health care.

I saw a video on youtube of her driving around talking about everybody spying on her and stuff like that. It's just sad , she doesn't even know how crazy she sounds.

[Ilsa]

81. Yeah, Obama wants to drug you with lithium and Seroquel to

help stop the paranoia!

[Wait Wut]

84. This is where my sick mind kicks in.

If I were Pres. Obama, I'd call her up. "Hi, Victoria. This is Pres. Obama. Just called to say hi...and to see if you're home"

...and then just hang up. Whatever. I don't believe in hell. :evilgrin:

[Union Scribe]

90. Or, if you lived in her neighborhood,

just take a daily walk by her place in a jumpsuit with an Obama logo patch on the arm. Maybe pretend to whisper into a collar mic.

[Wait Wut]

96. AAAAHAHAHAHAAH!!

That sounds like way too much fun! She was here last year, too. I coulda stalked her!!! Sadly, the crowd was so small that security would have seen me first.

[athenasatanjesus]

85. Why would he need an army?One brain teaser would finish her off.

Any brain teaser would be enough to have her head smoking.

[ThoughtCriminal]

86. Let's take a look at Her private army.

[Initech]

87. Entered. Saw Hitler comparison. Left.

[Generic Brad]

88. She's definitely a large target

I estimate she tops out more than 200 pounds easily.

[Jamastiene]

92. She gives me the creeps.

BIG TIME. :scared: :tinfoilhat:

[Bluebear]

93. Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

[Forkboy]

95. Hope springs eternal.