Jesus image appears on a Walmart receipt according to couple

[sixmile]

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/07/jesus-found-on-walmart-receipt.html

'An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus. Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.'

[lame54]

1. usually it's Satan

[TK421]

2. Charles Manson n/t

[BoWanZi]

13. Dammit! You beat me to it, that is EXACTLY who I thought it was when I saw it.

[SaveAmerica]

26. More like Osama Bin Laden, check the nose and lips

[AnneD]

3. Where would Jesus shop....

:spray:

[rustydog]

4. Wow, not a single reliable likeness of the Son of God on the planet

and every gravy stain, ink blot, blood splatter observed by an evangelical whatever claims it is the face of a person no one can accurately describe...how does this happen?

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. THAT's the miracle!!!!!!!!

[sixmile]

5. The 'real' face of Jesus

or is it this?



or this?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. "Will the real Jesus please ascend."

[NOLALady]

7. And they know how Jesus looked.

[July16th-20th]

8. Looks like he took a punch to his right jaw

:rofl:

[piratefish08]

9. Rasputin

[bhikkhu]

10. It looks like Stromboli - the gypsie who trapped Pinnocchio!

[sixmile]

11. Campare the Shroud of Turin

vs.

[sixmile]

12. Mistaken identity?

Or any man with a beard.

[sarge43]

14. First glance, JC looks seriously wasted. n/t

[elocs]

15. Read about it here yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1505159

[originalpckelly]

16. Oh no, that's Jimbo Christ, Jesus' brother.

Yeah, Jesus was into fish, Jimbo was into shrimp.

They're only half brothers, by father of course. Yeah, Jimbo was the product of that lady in heaven everyone says they've never touched but always ends up pregnant. Well, she knew it was God's kid when he started working miracles, but never as good as the ones of Jesus'.

Instead of turning water into wine, he'd purify it like a Brita filter.
"Still tastes like water."
"I know, but it's so pure, right?"
"Yeah, but it's water."
"But it's clean water."

Instead of curing someone who was blind, he helped someone with moderately bad vision see somewhat better.
"I can't see perfectly, though."
"But it is better, right?"

He helped out a leper too, but only for a week.
"Jimbo, my leprosy came back."
"Well, I'm not Jesus."

He was really like the generic brand, when compared to the name brand.
"It's Macaroni and Cheese, but it's not as creamy and it kind of has a funny taste to it."
"Yeah, but it's Macaroni and Cheese."

[monmouth]

17. Fidel when he was much, much, younger..LOL..n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

18. Smeagol

[MilesColtrane]

19. All kneel before Aqualung Jesus!!

[meow mix]

24. LOL

winning entry. :rofl:

[undeterred]

20. Its Che Guevara and he wants them to stop shopping at Walmart.

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Gah! Another occurrence of mistaking Rasputin for Jesus

Click here for Rasputin looking like Jesus photo:

?pubId=1120330742

[Courtesy Flush]

22. If it's a bearded man, it's Jesus.

It's a WalMart receipt!!!1! It's a safe bet that this was actually Satan.

[SaveAmerica]

25. That's just ass sweat that's seeped through jeans to the weird new ink on that receipt

but if they want to say it's Jesus...

[devilgrrl]

27. It looks like Osama Bin Laden sans turban

eom

[SaveAmerica]

28. So in the 'Magic Eye Receipt' is seen jesus, Satan, Charles Manson, OBL, Rasputin, Stromboli and Che

Guevara

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

29. I told Igor to stop shopping for brains at Walmart

They only carry Abby Normal ones.