BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz - on Irene

[tabatha]

BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz
We're all clear, folks. I just blocked Hurricane Irene on Facebook. #irene
1 hour ago

The language of weather forecasts is subtly shifting from "savage destruction" to "inconvenient wetness." #irene
3 hours ago

FORECAST: Hurricane Irene is expected to become more powerful and scarier on Twitter. #irene
3 hours ago

Pat Robertson's US weather forecast: mostly gay with a one hundred percent chance of retribution.
3 hours ago

It looks like Rick Perry prayed a little too hard for that rain. #irene
3 hours ago

For the next 48 hours, New Yorkers will have to be assholes indoors. #irene
4 hours ago

BREAKING: Twenty Thousand Republican Candidates Evacuated from New Hampshire #irene
4 hours ago

Fox News Reports: Hurricane Irene Originated in Kenya #irene
5 hours ago

New Yorkers Should Remain Calm, Says Mayor Bloomberg From South of France #irene
6 hours ago

If you living in the hurricane zone, Twitter is your best source for up-to-the minute panic and hysteria. #irene
6 hours ago

BREAKING: Republicans Looking to Blame Obama for Somehow Creating Hurricane #irene
6 hours ago

From the Weather Channel: Irene Downgraded, But Could Still Produce Massive Ratings #irene
8 hours ago

"Prepare for the worst," President Obama said, adding, "I'm talking about Rick Perry."
15 hours ago

Even if you count #Irene, the biggest disaster to hit the Jersey shore is "Jersey Shore."
15 hours ago

[ellenrr]

1. Fantastic! thanks. I love Andy Borowtiz and I forget to read him. n/t

[Little Star]

2. He's funny!

[eleny]

3. ""If Christie wanted to clear the beaches, he should have showed up in a speedo""

I love AB.

[underpants]

4. assholes indoors and Kenya got me

:rofl:

got a link?

[Electric Monk]

5. link

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=borowitz+twitter&l=1