Picking From The Field Of 9 GOP Candidates: A Hilarious Flowchart

[Playinghardball]

Source: MoveOn.org

[otohara]

1. Guh!!! LOL

love it, kick

[jorno67]

2. K&R

[Curmudgeoness]

3. Someone really got this one right.

:rofl:

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[Initech]

5. This is full of win.

[ellisonz]

6. Oh Mittens!

:fistbump:

[blkmusclmachine]

7. Ha!

:freak:

[blue neen]

8. Superb.

:dem:

[Scurrilous]

9. Kick

:kick:

[disillusioned73]

10. "Ever masterbate with a $100 bill?"

that killed it!! AWESOME:applause:

[undeterred]

25. ...

:rofl:

[malaise]

11. Sweet n/t

[tblue]

12. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! nt

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

13. Where are Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

They ought to be in there along with Jesus.

[beac]

14. K&R! n/t

[mimitabby]

15. typo below "if gays get married..." two no's, no yes

[usrname]

18. Because a "yes" answer

Is vacuous. It wouldn't cut down on the possibilities one bit.

On a serious note, if I had to choose among the GOP field, the only safe and sane choice would be Huntsman.

[Alcibiades]

24. Or Romney

Though Paul is also better than the other bad choices.

[Blue_In_AK]

36. I agree with you.

He's the only one who didn't look like an absolute idiot last night.

[barbtries]

20. No? with a question mark

was how i saw it

[MH1]

23. none of the candidates who would give a 'yes' would get that far

they would have been peeled off on prior questions. The only one left is not sure (No? = Huntsman); 'no' = bullshit, if you believed that you wouldn't be here at all. In other words, 'yes' to this question is the same as 'yes' to 'evolution was made up by scientists high on reefer'.

[stlsaxman]

16. "Ever masturbate with a..."

... $100 Bill? - Mitt Romney (good one!)

okay, how about-

... a straight jacket? - Michele Bachmann

... the U S Constitution? - Newt Gingrich

... the U S Constitution on fire? - Ron Paul

... a dog? - Rick Santorum

... a pizza? - Herman Cain

... a Social Security check? - Rick Perry

... a Chinese Visa? - Jon Huntsman

[a2liberal]

29. Did you get Paul and Gingrich mixed up?

Or are you saying Paul hates (his interpretation of) the Constitution? Not trying to make a point or anything, just want to make sure I understand what you're saying.

[stlsaxman]

35. yeah- that was a tough call for me...

knowing Gingrich calls himself a Constitutional historian and the old fart libertarian has a fancy way of interpreting the Bill Of Rights, i may have mixed it up a little. So it goes. ;)

[sfpcjock]

17. High-larry-us. Thanks :)

[barbtries]

19. priceless

thank you :rofl:

[AllyCat]

21. Saw this on FB and was laughing my arse off.

[The Traveler]

22. ROFL ... but it's true! (n/t)

[zeos3]

26. K&R

[Vehl]

27. hahaha!!

Good one and so true!

[liberal N proud]

28. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Uncle Joe]

30. That's brilliant.

Thanks for the thread, Playinghardball.:)

[krispos42]

31. K&R

I almost snorted iced tea out of my nose!

[Lucian]

32. "Ever masturbate with a $100 bill?"

Yes-----> Mitt Romney

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[skyounkin]

33. I love how it starts out...

"Are you insane?"

Yes

Michelle Bachman....

Bwahhahahahahahaha

[GliderGuider]

34. I'm gonna pee myself!

And I'm at work! Crap!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[TeamsterDem]

37. Spot on. nt

[Sancho]

38. Priceless!!!!!!!

:rofl: