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Solomon
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:34 PM Original message |
Because the Left is Holy. And can't be criticized. |
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LeftyMom
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. My cat's breath smells like cat food. nt |
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NightWatcher
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. I got a Wookie stuck up my nose |
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LeftyMom
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:46 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life. |
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NightWatcher
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Tastes like burning |
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LeftyMom
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Me fail English? That's unpossible! |
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NightWatcher
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:52 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Super Nintendo Chalmers |
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QC
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:01 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there. |
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LeftyMom
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:22 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever. |
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:23 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. But then we arrived at the cabin. It was filled with used condoms and empty beer cans. |
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lumberjack_jeff
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:24 PM Response to Reply #27 |
36. Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky. |
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Tue Sep-27-11 12:32 AM Response to Reply #36 |
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Electric Monk
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Wed Sep-28-11 06:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
105. I guess I went too far with the Ralph Wiggum quotes, and it got deleted. |
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MilesColtrane
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Wed Sep-28-11 12:44 AM Response to Reply #26 |
82. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies... |
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geardaddy
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:16 PM Response to Reply #82 |
89. Do you Choo-choo-choose me? |
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:41 PM Response to Reply #82 |
102. Come winter, they'll look like shambolic ambrosia bottles covered in tiny blue balls. |
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HappyMe
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Tue Sep-27-11 02:00 PM Response to Reply #7 |
59. That's nothing! I see dead people! nt |
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joeybee12
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
54. One of mine has really bad breath...she has kidney issues and I think |
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Dr. Strange
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Tue Sep-27-11 04:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
68. Nice post, flvegan. |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Sep-28-11 01:50 PM Response to Reply #68 |
87. Oh, do we all look alike to you? |
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racaulk
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:17 PM Response to Reply #68 |
91. !!! |
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Quantess
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
78. My dog's feet smell like corn chips. |
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Bonobo
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Wed Sep-28-11 04:00 AM Response to Reply #78 |
86. I have never understood that and yet it's so true!!! |
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jberryhill
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:53 PM Response to Reply #86 |
111. It's a bacteria which is peculiar to dogs' feet |
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geardaddy
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:16 PM Response to Reply #78 |
90. Mine, too |
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OffWithTheirHeads
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. Rattlesnakes make poor pets. |
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Mr Deltoid
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Blanket accusations of racism |
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DJ13
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
4. Did you take a wrong turn? |
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ThatPoetGuy
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. Here at the non-sequiturs club, we sure like seafood! |
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hlthe2b
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Puppies make the world go 'round! PUPPIES! |
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Electric Monk
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sentence fragments. What fun. Some context? |
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Luminous Animal
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. I think criticism can open up self reflection. I think broad brush accusations |
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highprincipleswork
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. Criticize all you like |
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Vogon_Glory
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. We Criticize Ourselves All The Time |
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bengalherder
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. I've got Jesus on the floor of my car |
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Autumn
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:23 PM Response to Reply #13 |
28. You Jackass !!!! That's why I didn't win the lotto |
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WilliamPitt
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. Just let me know when you're going to cut the baby in half. |
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EstimatedProphet
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. You're absolutely right! I can't be criticized ever! |
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eridani
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
41. Question Authority! |
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unkachuck
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
19. the Right.... |
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Angry Dragon
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Mon Sep-26-11 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
20. ............ |
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Autumn
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. Kind of misnamed aren't you? |
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mdmc
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
23. exactly |
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EFerrari
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. And then went down to the ships. |
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LoZoccolo
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
25. There are three rules for going against prevailing irrationality at DU. |
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Warren Stupidity
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. 4. never apologize for really disgusting posts. |
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SammyWinstonJack
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:41 AM Response to Reply #31 |
51. ... |
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dawg
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:55 PM Response to Reply #25 |
58. 5. Never try to find common ground .. |
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cliffordu
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Tue Sep-27-11 11:32 PM Response to Reply #25 |
81. 3.a Wear a cup. |
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jberryhill
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:55 PM Response to Reply #25 |
112. Keep It Clean. You Never Know When You Might Get A Rim Job. |
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sad sally
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
29. Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself. |
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Warren Stupidity
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
30. What? Now there are two of you? But your format is off: one line, not two. |
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Lucian
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
32. The leprechaun on my shoulder tells me to burn things. |
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Broderick
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
33. They have the internets on computers now |
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
37. Yes but who's the true left? |
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saras
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
38. Therefore, nose leeches for all. Abandon the creeping meatball! |
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eridani
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:45 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Unless it's in a good marinara sauce |
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QC
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
39. My nipples explode with delight. |
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eridani
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:48 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. That was EIGHT syllables, bubba |
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Warren DeMontague
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Tue Sep-27-11 12:28 AM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Just the left one. |
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alittlelark
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
42. The Right is Wrong....... The Left can and WILL be criticised |
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provis99
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
44. Peace, Love, Dope! |
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Blue_Tires
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:26 PM Original message |
"NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!" |
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Warren DeMontague
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Tue Sep-27-11 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
46. the left ...what? |
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Codeine
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Tue Sep-27-11 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
48. The snowman is melting. Repeat -- the snowman is melting. nt |
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Cirque du So-What
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
49. I had a dog once |
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kentuck
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:38 AM Response to Original message |
50. Hit and run. |
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Warren DeMontague
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:39 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Perhaps the OP was driving on THE LEFT side of the road! |
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MrSlayer
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:57 AM Response to Original message |
52. Pencil gravity is nocturnal in the months of the Ceasar. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
55. Except by the White House. |
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negativenihil
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
56. i like turtles. |
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hifiguy
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Tue Sep-27-11 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
57. And now for something completely different, a man with |
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Tsiyu
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Tue Sep-27-11 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
60. But the Right is Unclean. And must be smote. |
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HappyMe
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:54 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. Yay! I haven't been to a good smoting in a long time! |
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Tsiyu
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Tue Sep-27-11 11:27 PM Response to Reply #67 |
80. Only after the smiting |
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Javaman
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
61. When in doubt drop your pants and shout! nt |
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Starry Messenger
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
62. Loveliest of trees, the cherry now. |
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Sheepshank
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
63. Rove is peckerhead |
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QC
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
64. Here I sit, brokenhearted.... |
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Gold Metal Flake
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
65. Who are you on about? |
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City Lights
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Tue Sep-27-11 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
66. Someone haz a sad! eom |
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Ignis
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
69. Are you trying to summon Ingilp at DU? |
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auntpurl
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Tue Sep-27-11 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
70. It's full of stars! |
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Solly Mack
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
71. Feelings, nothing more than feelings..... |
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dana_b
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:17 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. omg - I ALMOST forgot about that song |
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Solly Mack
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:19 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. I tried to fight it. |
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Throd
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
74. Can I get a hit off of that? |
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in_cog_ni_to
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
75. damn straight. I'm glad we agree. n/t |
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scarletwoman
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
76. Mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them. |
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PA Democrat
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:20 PM Response to Reply #76 |
92. LOL. An oldy but goody! |
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scarletwoman
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Wed Sep-28-11 06:47 PM Response to Reply #92 |
104. I long ago committed it to memory, that I might have it at hand for just such occasions as this. |
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Chan790
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Tue Sep-27-11 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
77. I once met a man with no arms or legs and I was saddened. |
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Raine
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Tue Sep-27-11 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
79. I agree, I sure wish some would quit doing it. nt |
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Zorra
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Wed Sep-28-11 12:51 AM Response to Original message |
83. Is that a Rush Limbaugh quote? |
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Rex
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:33 AM Response to Original message |
84. What a lie, did someone pay to you post that? |
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mfcorey1
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:38 AM Response to Original message |
85. This is hilarious! |
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HughBeaumont
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
88. Not without Donny Osmond they won'T!!!! |
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myrna minx
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
93. Are Anerucabs truly reoresebted? |
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Warren Stupidity
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:51 PM Response to Reply #93 |
110. reoresebted is back! |
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Iggo
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
94. My dog has no nose. (n/t) |
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QC
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Wed Sep-28-11 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
95. A dingo ate my baby. n/t |
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geardaddy
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
96. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! |
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Iggo
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:34 PM Response to Reply #96 |
100. LOL....exactly. |
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JuniperLea
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
97. What is Cowbell Sonata in Gm, Alex? |
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deutsey
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
98. "next to of course god america i |
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scarletwoman
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Wed Sep-28-11 06:53 PM Response to Reply #98 |
106. Nay! cry I. The the voice of liberty shall NOT be mute! By gorry by gum! |
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:33 PM Response to Reply #106 |
108. O, jabberwocky! |
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DisgustipatedinCA
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
99. What do? These sentence fragments mean? n/t |
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fascisthunter
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
101. We hear enough criticism in our Mainstream Media |
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Major Hogwash
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Wed Sep-28-11 03:45 PM Response to Reply #101 |
103. Not if you have iPads stuffed in your ears. |
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Cali_Democrat
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
107. Eggs over easy. n/t |
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deutsey
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Wed Sep-28-11 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
109. What's the frequency, Kenneth? |
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jberryhill
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
113. Wharrgarbl! |
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Cali_Democrat
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Thu Sep-29-11 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
114. The pigeon is in the henhouse |
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