Apple User Acting Like His Dad Just Died

[joeybee12]

BOSTON—Calling the death a “tragic loss” and saying he was “truly devastated by the news,” self-described Apple product loyalist Eric Cavanaugh is treating the passing of the company’s former CEO Steve Jobs as if his fucking dad just died, sources confirmed Thursday. “I can’t believe it,” said Cavanaugh, 28, wearing a saddened expression that would make you think he was mourning the loss of his 61-year-old father, Jack, and not a complete goddamn stranger. “He meant a lot to me, and I’ll miss him. I think I might send an e-mail to [e-mail] .” At press time, Cavanaugh reportedly needs to get his fucking priorities straight.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-user-acting-like-his-dad-just-died,26270/

Leave it to The Onion to sum this whole thing up in a paragraph!

[Brickbat]

1. ROFLMAO.

So true.

[meegbear]

2. DUPE

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2073678

[Crazy Dave]

3. Oh we have the Lynyrd Skynyrd morners here in NE FL

Every year in October they get all depressed and call in sick to work. They want to kick your ass too if you don't look sad enough and aren't sharing their grief with them.