Mayor Megabucks

[SoDesuKa]

Billionaire Mike Bloomberg is fond of smearing the protesters as "unpatriotic." He sincerely believes that what's good for him is good for the country.

So how rich is he? He's so rich that he'd have to work at going broke. Even if he went on a million dollars a day spending spree with no income at all, he'd still be a billionaire seven times over on his 100th birthday. No wonder he doesn't give a shit. A guy like that doesn't live in our world at all.



Disses unpatriotic protesters.

[MADem]

1. He can't take it with him. He will never be younger.

It's a nice cushion in old age...but there comes a point when he won't be needing that pillow anymore.

[durablend]

2. To which the mayor says...

"NYAH NYAH I GOT IT AND YOU DON'T...SO THERE!!!!"

[MADem]

4. To which I say "Keep it--it may rent you solitude but it won't buy happiness, either!" nt

[rurallib]

3. if he lost 99.99% of his stash he would still be a millionaire

If I did that I could buy a bottle of pop.