The Original Occupy Wallstreet Protestor

[sce56]

Jesus clears the temple!



What Republicans would have said: "Look at that bearded-long-haired-hippie-socialist attack the free market!

[Dragonfli]

1. He is obviously engaging in class warfare. He is a lazy hippy (prolly high) and inciting violence

He just hates capitalism and is trying to spread godless communism and is therefore extremely dangerous, I think he needs a Kent State moment, but since none of those decent hardworking centurions (Jerusalem's finest) appear to have rifles they may have to make due with some timber and nails instead!

Class Warfare!
Class Warfare!
Class Warfare!

god damn hippy
grumble grumple harumph

[lunasun]

2. He seems very angry and that is never good. I am afraid of him.

Hope he can be contained ! Doesnt look like he will get far anyway LOL!

[sce56]

3. Evening Kick, They get buried so fast!

[Matariki]

4. The Fundies worship Supply Side Jesus

Not feminized Hippie Jesus. They are actually different dieties even though they share the same name.

Sometimes they worship Gladiator Jesus too:

[sce56]

6. That was shared with me on FaceBook from a Christian page by a sister of mine

Myself I don't believe in Santa Clause the Tooth Fairy or any of the other fairy tales including GOD! But it is just the usual Repiglican thing to say one thing and do another.

[Blaze Diem]

5. Outstanding. rec & another kick

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[66 dmhlt]

7. That is SO copied! Thank You!

[malthaussen]

8. Don't Worry

They'll probably just execute the bum.

-- Mal

[WillyT]

9. HUGE K & R !!!

:kick:

[Tuvok Obama]

10. This might not be the best role model for the OWS movement

His cognitive skills might not be up to the task.

Take, for example, the incident in Mark chapter 11 where he cursed a fig tree for not producing figs out of season:

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.

14 Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.

20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!"

Now imagine being on the OWS front lines with this hothead, and he asks you what time it is, and you forgot to wear a watch...

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Yeah, that was a bit fussy on his part.

[Tuvok Obama]

17. I no longer believe the passage in Ecclesiastes that reads, "There is nothing new under the sun"

because this HAS to be the first time Jesus was ever referred to as "a bit fussy"

:spray:

[donheld]

11. Republicans would expect Jesus to apologize these days.

[sce56]

12. Morning Kick!

[upi402]

13. Thank you. And he needs to turn over the money-changer tables again

Occupy Wall Street... or Fox News - either one! All saviors could get behind that stuff I bet.

[xchrom]

15. recommend

[progressoid]

16. I can smell the patchouli from here.

k/r