"eat the rich"

[kpete]

[bvar22]

1. I heard they taste like Pork!

Their meat is tender and juicy,
deeply marbled with layers of FAT.

Slow Smoked with a Cajun Dry Rub and a side of Red Beans...
YUM!

[monmouth]

2. Hmmm, perhaps a "Rushbo Rotisserie" would be on the menu..n/t

[Gin]

4. rush could feed a small town....lard ass that he is

[monmouth]

13. HA! Palm Beach is a small town. Oh boy...n/t

[meow2u3]

12. I don't like tainted pork

I might get that food-borne disease called conservativosis. :rofl:

[Odin2005]

5. That looks like Rush!

:rofl:

[Warpy]

7. All that bile ruins the meat, IMO.

However, if you ever get the chance, rent "Eat the Rich," a UK film about doing just that. It didn't get wide circulation, but it's definitely worth a look.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. But someone still has the CLEAN the suckers! That'll surely drive the price up.

There's a lot of poison in those critters, like in fugu fush. We need someone to write a cookbook (I think "Serving the Rich" would be a classy name, like "To Serve Man," y'know?). Handy Helpful Hints on marinating, the correct wine to serve, and so forth. A mixture of Abbie Hoffman and Dear Abby, with maybe some Euell Gibbons ("Stalking the Wild Hedge Fund Manager") tossed in.

[aquart]

11. They're very clean. They have people to wash them.

[AndyTiedye]

3. Way Too Much Cholesterol

[Horse with no Name]

6. Gristly and stringy

I say put it in the pressure cooker!

[sarcasmo]

9. Eat the rich, lyrics by Krokus

I've been down, I've been beat
I've been tossed into the street
Beggin' nickels, beggin' dimes
Just to get my bottle of wine

Some say life she's a lady
Kinda soft, kinda shady
I can tell you life is rich
She's no lady, she's a bitch

1.They suck my body out
But friend there is no doubt
I'm gonna pay the devil his dues
Cause I'm sick of being abused

Eat the rich, eat the rich
Don't you know life is a bitch
Eat the rich, eat the rich
Out of the palace and into the ditch

Steal my money, steal my car
Took my woman and my old guitar
Runnin' crazy, runnin' wild
Blind alley in my mind

Just can't fight the temptation
It's become my inspiration
Gonna get myself an axe
Break some heads, break some backs

Repeat 1

Chorus

Don't stop me

Chorus

Chorus

Out of the palace and into the ditch

[aquart]

10. A grinder, a blender, every cat in the shelter eats.

For those with objections to cannibalism. Still puts them to good use.

[Ezlivin]

14. I'm a vegetarian

So I'll have to grind them up and feed them to my cats.