Two. Words.

[one_voice]

[dionysus]

1. can also be substituted with "DOUCHE BAG"

[Hotler]

2. Two more...

shit stain

[cliffordu]

3. How about "Dick Head"?

[RoccoR5955]

4. I'll give you one word for him...

SCHMUCK!

[rug]

5. Playground toy.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Sir Robin.

Python reference, of course.

[HughBeaumont]

10. TOTALLY!

Except Sir Robin was kind of likeable.

Canturd needs airhammered in the balls.

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[Uncle Joe]

8. That's the ironic thing about the word "fuck"

I mean generally speaking nothing gives more sensual pleasure, other than perhaps eating if you're extremely hungry or drinking if you're extremely thirsty and yet we use the descriptive word for sex in a pejorative sense for so many things.:shrug:

Thanks for the thread, one_voice.

[CoffeeCat]

9. Please do not say this about Eric Cantor!

Because he would only take it as a compliment!

[hfojvt]

11. I was hoping for better words

I don't know, like

supererogatory

and

copacetic


those are two good words

Typically though, I have never been able to limit myself to just two.

Now if you went with non-English words, here are two fine German words

lichtgeschwindigkeit

and

Donaudampfschiffahrtskapitanswitwe

I am partial to that last one since some of my ancestors are Donauschwaben.