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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 08:39 AM
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DAMN YOU AUTO-CORRECT !
Edited on Sat Nov-05-11 08:42 AM by Vinnie From Indy
Somehow my phone updated to include auto-correct. I have had several texts "auto-correct" pissing me off to no end. Sometimes I think they created auto-correct so people will have to send three or four extra texts explaining why the first one was obscene or wildly inappropriate.

"Come over if you can. Dads outside trying to fuck the mailbox and it isn't pretty."
----------"What in the hell are you talking about?"
"Just what I said"
"FIX the mailbox! Oh My God!!! Not the other thing!"

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac
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FarLeftFist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 08:41 AM
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1. "I just killed my wife" WHAT?! "Jeez, I meant KISSED my wife" DAMN, AUTO-CORRECT!
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 08:45 AM
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2. Mine to my teen daughter recently:
Was trying to tell her where I was and said Starbucks as the easiest landmark she'd know.

Me: "Oh my, I just saw the most gorgeous guy. You'd love him!"

Her: "In REAL life?"

Me: "Yes! In REAL life!"

Her: "Where?!!!"

Me: "Starcocks"

Her: "What?!!! Are you in a porn shop or something?!"


:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 08:50 AM
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3. It's a Tourette's app.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 09:11 AM
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4. Do not - repeat - DO NOT
go to that link without peeing first. Trust me on this.
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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:46 AM
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10. Omg I can't stop laughing...
That is some seriously funny shit! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. I'm in tears..delirious. hahahahaha...

TYY :rofl:
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tblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:05 AM
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5. "Let me know when you're Fred."
insread of 'free.'
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Fantastic Anarchist Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:21 AM
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6. "Penislicking"
Edited on Sat Nov-05-11 10:22 AM by Fantastic Anarchist


That Gillian is such a slut.
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Fantastic Anarchist Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:24 AM
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7. Ben Blows Black Boys
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SomethingFishy Donating Member (552 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:33 AM
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8. I have a Blackberry I bought used
Edited on Sat Nov-05-11 10:42 AM by SomethingFishy
so it had no manual. It too has the "I want to throw this phone through the fucking wall" feature and I can't figure out how to turn it off....

edit: Oh and I book marked that site... hilarious!
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babydollhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:41 AM
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9. I sent myy sister, "I wanted to in out for lunch, but he's too busy"
I had typed go out for lunch, she got the text and laughed.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:56 AM
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11. I think a lot of these are made up
I've got auto-correct on my phone and it doesn't make those sorts of mistakes. It does plenty of other weird stuff, just not that.
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 10:59 AM
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12. lol -- love that site
I usually can't get through more than a page or two without convulsive laughter.
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-11 11:18 AM
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13. That site is very hard to read through the tears of laughter. nt
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