The three steps of a scandal...

[Archae]

(After an accusation)

Step one: Deny everything.

Step two: Blame "The 'Liberal' Media."

Step three: Quit, go home and "find Jay-zus."

Cain is on step two.

[Ship of Fools]

1. Fourth step? Make your comeback in ... oh, say ... 18 months.

[HereSince1628]

2. IIRC Cain is already a pastor in a church in Atlanta

To find "jayzuz" again won't he need to admit he strayed from the path?

[hughee99]

3. Didn't all this happen more than a decade ago?

Perhaps it was "youthful indiscretions" before he found god.

[HereSince1628]

4. Yeah, Cain minus 10 would make him wet behind the ears.

or mucho not-o.

:rofl:

[Archae]

5. Cain can still do step 3.

Just look at the crooked preachers like Ted Haggard and Jim Bakker who went through step 3. (Or say they did.)

[Tennessee Gal]

6. You left out a step.

Trash the victim.