I just realized something important...

[brooklynite]

it's been a full 24 hours since anyone has accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior towards women. Perhaps his long national nightmare is over?

Oh, who am I kidding...

[Meldread]

1. *Sigh* I guess I should come forward. I had inappropriate relations with Herman Cain.

I know I'm the first man to step forward to make this admission. However, no one panic. It was totally consensual - well sorta. You see, I had just went out drinking with Rick Perry. We both were pretty hammered and wandering randomly around New Hampshire. He apparently stumbled onto a stage to give a speech, and I ended up in the back of a stretch limo with Herman. Now, I happen to be a huge fan of Häagen-Dazs' Black Walnut, so when he asked me to get freaky with him I naturally said yes... unfortunately, it only lasted 30 seconds, and despite being a man I am pregnant.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. *GASP*

[rug]

3. What! He said i was the only one!

:grr:

[PuffedMica]

4. The inappropriate behavior is a fact - accusations no longer required

What we need to focus on now is Herman Cain is a liar and he is actively engaged in a cover up of his actions.

Nixon's knowledge of the Watergate break-in is not what he was hammered on; it was his attempt to cover it up.

We can take down Cain the same way we took down Nixon.

It's the cover up that is the crime.

[sufrommich]

5. But he promised there would be more! nt