Eight Clowns Enter, One Clown Leaves

[NNN0LHI]

Which one of these clowns would you most like to see the nuclear launch codes handed to?

Don

[NMMNG]

1. Can't we just vote them all off the island?

:shrug:

[Tesha]

2. That would depend on whether or not they're planning on blowing their brains out with them.

Presuming they can find their brains to blow out,
of course; that may not be the case for all of them.

Tesha

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. The gay one

I admit I'm biased.

[sarcasmo]

4. Santorum?

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. He's not gay, he's a mental cripple of the heterosexual variety

Don't blame him on us.

[evrstrong]

9. His head would probably explode.

:-)

[Kennah]

11. I didn't know Marcus Bachmann was running

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. He's not gay either

Why do people on DU think accusing someone of being gay is an acceptable slur? He's a family man, with some fucked up ideas about sexuality, ergo he's heterosexual.

Gay is something you claim, not something you tar someone with.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. I thought I was watching Killer Klowns From Outer Space

[sarcasmo]

7. A take on the muppets pigs in space, called Greedy Pigs in Space.

[Turbineguy]

8. Why do you hate......

Clowns?

[Fair Witness]

10. No white and the seven dorks.

...

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Huntsman, if I had to choose..... but I don't trust him on domestic issues

[JoePhilly]

13. Your OP title is a little off, all 8 of the clowns will leave, and return for the next episode.

[Aerows]

14. I saw these comments earlier on a link BlogSlut posted

It's comments on the GOP Debate:

"Mitt Romney's makeup is so heavy Herman Cain just fondled his sideburns."


"The GOP's strategy is to have so many debates no will ever want to watch another one again."

"A live feed of Rick Perry would have a lot of footage of him reaching the tops of stairs and forgetting which way to go."

"An 18-year-old high school student was elected mayor of a town in Iowa. Voters said they had no choice- the other candidate was Mitt Romney."

"I don't know wtf Rick Perry prayed for at "The Response," but God was like "Sorry bro, ain't happenin'."

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. K&R for Thunderdome reference.

[moondust]

17. This one?

"Fire all the missiles now, General."