Willard pushing that shopping cart looks like every 16 yr old boy who gets the keys for the 1st time

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"What is this fascinating steel contraption of majestic swiftness!"





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1. Just read that Prince Harry AGAIN surprised people by going into a store to buy his own lunch.

I wonder if Willard's campaign read a story about the same incident and said,

"Oooooooh, good idea, Willard! Remember what happened when Poppy Bush got fascinated by a checkout machine in front of the press? People thought he was out of touch. Everyone already thinks you are out of touch. Show 'em you can operate a shopping cart! That'll change their minds about you! And look how natural you look doing it, too. Wowza! IMPRESSIVE. No, really, very impressive."

I guess we can be sure there are no cookies in that cart. Romney only eats homemade--well, household helpmade--cookies; and he will smilingly humiliate his hostess and a local bakery to make clear what cookie connoisseurs half-billionaires have the privilege to be.

What a......twit he is, is Mitt!

"What is this fascinating steel contraption of majestic swiftness!"

Why, it's his jaw hinge, of course.

Dang, that Gepetto is good!

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2. "jaw hinge" ha! and "household helpmade cookies" - spot on. I cringed when Mitty mocked that lady

who invited him to her home. For any sensible person, just watching him interact with her is enough to know he's an arse!

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3. I know you did. I remember a line from your post. "I bet she was proud to present them, too."

Or words to that effect.

Very astute. She probably did what she thought was the very best she could do. What ordinary person wouldn't, when hosting an event for the POTUS candidate of their choice? It's not something many of us ever get to do.

I remember when my third grade teacher told us she insisted on having lunch one day in each or our homes. I was so scared we were going to do the wrong thing. But, her praise of the spread was incredibly lavish and she could not thank my parents enough. They felt so good.

And i am sure she did the same in every home, no matter what she was served.

AFter all, she was not a pompous, spoiled ass.
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