Ohio man finds Jesus and Mary on his hard Christmas candy.

[sinkingfeeling]

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/state/man-from-toledo-sees-vision-of-virgin-mary-baby-jesus-in-candy

You might need to find a Christmas postage stamp to compare it to. That's shown in photo #2 at the link.

[RagAss]

1. America in the Year of the Cretin.

[we can do it]

2. More Evidence of the Intense Stupdity Here In Ohio

[peace13]

7. Yes!

Homeless people, wounded soldiers and yet freaky candy gets the news! That guys doc may want to adjust his meds just a touch!

[Lucian]

3. ...

:banghead:

[Dogmudgeon]

4. No, it's a map of Gondwanaland

But it's too small to show the Gondwanaland Trans-Continental Highway.

--d!

[meegbear]

5. Looks more like the London 2012 Olympic logo ...

[DainBramaged]

6. NJ man hides thread about absurd religious symbolism

:eyes:

[eppur_se_muova]

10. !

[KamaAina]

8. Sweet Jesus!

:evilgrin:

[tomg]

9. Right. Tis the season

to be delusional.

[mrcheerful]

11. Ok explain to me again how there were no photos of either Mary or Jesus nor were there

any paintings or drawings of either at the time they were alive just how people know what they are looking at is Mary and Jesus? The stupidity of the human animal is amazing, they see images of people that there are no images of, even worse they know and understand that all paintings that were made of Mary and Jesus were made hundreds of years after they both were long dead.

[Brother Buzz]

12. I see Ricky Ricardo playing a conga drum

That, or a naked Sumo wrestler. :shrug:

[piratefish08]

14. you beat me to it!

[Arkansas Granny]

18. Or Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.

[Brother Buzz]

20. If I squint, I see Snoopy cursing the Red Baron

[Arkansas Granny]

29. Oh, if squinting is allowed you could claim to see anything. Anything at all.

[piratefish08]

13. he had it upside down. it's a man playing bongos.

WWJD - what would jesus drum?

[rucky]

15. It must be a miracle, because when I saw it I said "Jesus Christ" out loud.

[TlalocW]

16. I see famous magicians and supernatural skeptics/debunkers...

Penn and Teller. I bet James Randi is on the other side.

TlalocW

[spanone]

17. damn, that's where they've been

[callous taoboy]

19. I see a yak making sweet love to a jar of yams.

[RockaFowler]

21. Oy Vey

[X_Digger]

22. The term is Pareidolia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

We are some heavy-duty pattern-matching monkeys. It's a survival trait. It's also the basis of the Rorschach test.

[HuckleB]

27. Finally! PROOF! There Is No God!

http://videosift.com/video/There-Is-No-God-Mitchell-and-Webb

[immoderate]

28. Here is a good example...

Fart in the Duck!


--imm

[walldude]

23. Looks like Rhett and Scarlet to me... n/t

[Better Believe It]

24. I see someone going in via the backdoor! Naughty, naughty!

[madmom]

25. As if Ohio needs any more reasons to be ridiculed.

[WilliamPitt]

26. So much Derp.

So little time.

[Liberal_in_LA]

30. I love that kind of candy. Haven't had it for years.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

31. On A Related Note..........

..........I'm an Ohio man, and I found the Jesus and Mary Chain on the hard drive of my IPod!!! Another Festivus MIRACLE!!!