JOHN BOEHNER SEX PROBE

[Donnachaidh]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_boehner_house_speaker_sex_scandal_two_women/celebrity/70110

New Speaker of the House JOHN BOEHNER is embroiled in a bombshell sex scandal - involving at least two different women, The ENQUIRER has learned!

Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.


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[xchrom]

1. i hate the image your thread title creates.

but glad he might be in trouble.

[Myrina]

3. oh no kidding!!

After I got past the :puke: reflex, I half-expected the article to be from The Onion ... but if it's true, bring it on!!

[PassingFair]

16. NO! The horror....the horror!

[Jokinomx]

19. LOL...that is simply funny.. :-)

:toast:

[MoonRiver]

34. Boehner's boner or a stale cheeto?

:shrug:

[countingbluecars]

2. The article describes him

as "the ruggedly handsome congressman".

[Myrina]

Is 'rugged' another word for Orange?

:shrug:

[countingbluecars]

6. Or leathery! n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

17. He reminds me of one of the bears at the Bear Jamboree down at

Disney.

[thanks_imjustlurking]

24. Yes! Perfect!

:rofl:

[lame54]

20. maybe they meant rusted

[Tesha]

4. K&R for your subject line alone...

I put a break in the middle - so on first reading I saw

JOHN BOEHNER (is a) SEX PROBE:rofl:

[AllyCat]

5. As much as I think this could be true, the fact that it comes from the NE

gives zero cred to this story. I cannot believe how many people keep posting this story.

[vi5]

9. Their track record on accuracy...

Is actually better than a sizable amount of supposedly legitimate media outfits and papers.

They actually have reporters who dig into things and do investigative reporting, unlike most of the major papers who just pay for "reporters" to be stenographers and reprint talking points.

I'm not saying they're the NY times, but just because it's published there is definitely no reason to dismiss it based on their track record.

[Doctor_J]

10. They fact-check more carefully than, say, the NY Times

They have to because of all of the law suits. I would give it 99% cred.

[lumberjack_jeff]

18. Facts shcmacts.

It makes the orange man cry. That makes me laugh.

[BridgeTheGap]

7. A rose would not be a rose by any other name? And I guess the alcoholism isn't getting in the

way of his sex life.

[JBoy]

8. Boehner's sex probe - photo:

[Doctor_J]

11. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Enrique]

12. heh

and it's orange. :rofl:

[Doctor_J]

13. As Hartmann was saying yesterday,

these lobbyists get paid huge $ (starting $350K, experienced $1M) to do whatever it takes to make friends with the Congress. Would you sleep with Boner for $1M/yr?

[trueblue2007]

25. Well... maybe ONE time. And he would have to put on at least 3 condoms

[bluestate10]

26. Would you charge another million and insist that he wore a bag on his head if he tried to kiss? nt

[Xenotime]

14. Typical of a RW nut.

[WhiteTara]

15. now you know why he cries so much

he's afraid he'll be found out and lose that cushy seat at the head of the table.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

21. I DRINK HIS TEARS!!!

Oooooo this is gonnna be fun.

[Poboy]

29. What do they taste like?

Sunkist?
Tang?
Orange Julius?
Oh, I think I know, a screwdriver!

[old mark]

22. I bet his sex probe is as orange as the rest of him.....nt

[The Doctor.]

23. Well, the National Enquirer IS where the teabaggers read their news...

Sad that it's up against their other sources. Should be some nice head-explody.

K+R for the term "Sex Probe".

[bluestate10]

27. Well.

That confirms the suspicion about which head he thinks with.

[Horse with no Name]

28. I wish you would change the title

it made me throw up in my mouth a little thinking about a bright orange boner probe.

[Maru Kitteh]

33. Aw come on! It's PERFECT.

Boner sex probe? It's simple perfection! :rofl:

[walldude]

30. Where do these assholes find women willing to sleep with them?

I don't get it.

[marions ghost]

31. Consummation of Power

what an aphrodesiac... "We are both SO powerful...and God told us in that case, it's OK!"

BRING IT ON, National Enquirer. I wanna see Boner squirm & sweat.

[Maru Kitteh]

32. I'm handing this post a REC based on the title alone. Makes me all giggly.

[Scruffy1]

35. It's not the screwing of lobbyist I object to

It's the screwing of America I don't like.