LOL - Sarah Palin interview for CBN

[highplainsdem]

http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/02/05/exclusive-sarah-palin-interview-with-the-brody-file.aspx

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Sarah Palin: “It’s a difficult situation, this is that 3am White House phone call and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House it it seems that that call went right to um the answering machine. And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and um, no, not, not real um enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from dc in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And um, in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with. And um, we do not have all that information yet.”

-snip-

Sarah Palin: “Time is our most precious resource. How we choose to spend time I think is a reflection on what’s most important to us. I am going to read my Bible every day. I am going to dig in there and seek God’s wisdom and direction in every step that I take so I prioritize time to make sure that that daily devotion is, is um, is available. That I will participate in that. But it’s not just carving some time out of the day to read the word and to journal what you know, I believe I am gaining from the Word, but it is ongoing minute by minute asking God for the strength, for the direction for, He says we can ask for favor, I ask for favor in situations so that I can continue down the path. And it’s the most important thing in my life, my faith, so so I prioritize to make sure that I’m spending the time that I need to you know, stay all geared up.”

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Sarah Palin: “Well, I’ve never attended a CPAC conference ever so I was a little taken aback this go around when I couldn’t make it to this one either and um, then there was a speculation well I either agree or disagree with some of the groups or issues that CPAC is discussing. It really is a matter of time for me. But when it comes to and David, perhaps what it is that you’re suggesting in the question is should the GOP, should conservatives not reach out to others, not participate in events or forums that perhaps are rising within those forums are issues that maybe we don’t personally agree with? And I say no, it’s like you being on a panel shoot, with a bunch of the liberal folks whom you have been on and you provide good information and balance, and you allow for healthy debate, which is needed in order for people to gather information and make up their own minds about issues. I look at participation in an event like CPAC or any other event, along, or kind of in that same vein as the more information that people have the better.”

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[spanone]

1. and don't we all wish sarah was there to take that 3am call

fuck no!!!!!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. More tossing of her word salad. Too bad she doesn't throw in

a little punctuation, just for flavor.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Also!

[monmouth]

3. Rarely do I need headache relief.....but now, whew!...n/t

[deacon]

28. LOL i share your pain! n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. I want me some of that crazy juice she guzzles.

[Rectangle]

6. Update: She's still trying to find Egypt on the world Map...........N/t

[johnnie]

9. She has no idea

I think her knowledge of Egypt is limited to a Bangles record.

[johnnie]

7. Even reading her words gives me the feeling of fingernails on a chalkboard

She is such a shit-for-brains.

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. She really sounds like a Real American

that votes, has opinions, and has no understanding
on why shit happens.


Which is sad

[Moody]

14. I can hear her voice when I read that mumble jumble.

[bluestateguy]

8. She has no standing to talk about anything foreign policy

nt

[johnnie]

12. That's not true

She once got a Canadian quarter in some change she received. So she may be a little more informed than we give her credit for.

[Canuckistanian]

10. Ugh. There's no Palin-to-English translation on Google

I have no clue what she's saying.

[IDemo]

24. Maybe Babble Fish?

Apologies to Douglas Adams.

[Pirate Smile]

11. First comment on the Political Wire after this: "Sounds like Miss South Carolina."

[malaise]

15. This woman is an idiot

:puke:

[GoldenOldie]

16. She sounds like a child, who is making a bad attempt

of doing a snow job on one of her teachers, because she failed to do the assigned homework. She is not only stupid, she is also extremely arrogant and lazy. It is apparent that she does not take time to read and study issues on which she speaks and her followers can't be bothered with facts or common sense, so she "The Grifter," keeps sailing along and collecting the cash.

[NotThisTime]

30. Totally agree, but can I also say when I read what she says I hear her voice in my head and it gives

me a damn headache, the woman is completely clueless, what an idiot.

[handmade34]

18. my first thought...

:fistbump:

[Botany]

17. Good God in Butter is she stupid

But it’s not just carving some time out of the day to read the word and to journal what you know, I believe I am gaining from the Word, but it is ongoing
minute by minute asking God for the strength, for the direction for, He says we can ask for favor, I ask for favor in situations so that I can continue
down the path. And it’s the most important thing in my life, my faith, so so I prioritize to make sure that I’m spending the time that I need to you know,
stay all geared up.”

[lunatica]

19. We should stop picking on her. She's got too many voices in her head at the same tiem

[madrchsod]

20. " sarah palin, what you've just said is one of the most .......

insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

one of the greatest rants in movie history.

[cleanhippie]

21. Wow, she really gives stupid idiots a bad name.

[IDemo]

22. Was she bouncing her head from side to side

and ending each sentence with rising inflection? Like?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

23. She seems to be missing her period.

Or is punctuation not acknowledged at home school Bible camp?

[Tx4obama]

25. More from the interview

According to a transcript from CBN released Saturday evening, Palin said there were still unanswered questions on the protests that led to the upheaval.

"Remember President Reagan lived that mantra: Trust but verify," she said. "We want to be able to trust those who are screaming for democracy there in Egypt, that there is a true sincere desire for freedoms. And the challenge that we have, though, is how do we verify that what we are told, what it is that the American public are being fed via media, via protesters, via the government there in Egypt in order for us to have some sound information to make wise decisions on what our position is."

On the question of "who's going to fill the void" after Mubarak leaves office, Palin said "Is it going to be the Muslim Brotherhood? We should not stand for that, or with that, or by that."

She told the interviewer, "Any radical Islamists, no, that is not who we should be supporting or standing by. So we need to find out who was behind all the turmoil and the revolt and the protests so that good decisions can be made in terms of who we will stand by and support."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/05/palin-obamas-3-a-m-call-went-to-answering-machine/#more-145843

[AC_Mem]

26. OMG I tried to read this and I swear to God

my brain short-circuited.

:crazy:

Annette

[highplainsdem]

29. I know the feeling. I reread some sentences a few times, trying to make sense of them. Hopeless.

[MilesColtrane]

27. Logorrhea

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logorrhea_(psychology)

[IDemo]

31. Her public speaking coach is featured here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

Now who can argue with that? :rofl:

edit to add: Sarah Palin and Gabby Johnson... Separated At Birth?

[Botany]

32. Authentic Frontier Gibberish

:yourock:

[rustydog]

33. Palin MUST have a proctologist on staff. She pulls everything out of her ass

Her unbounded rectumations are astounding.