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CurtEastPoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 01:44 PM
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Lookit Newtie addressing his base.
Bored, old, fat, and white. And probably stupid.
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subterranean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 01:53 PM
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1. Good thing he's got the big flag and tablecloth there
to show them that he's a patriotic American. Otherwise, they might not be sure.
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yourout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 01:58 PM
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2. At first glance it looked like a preacher and a flag covered coffin.
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brewens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 01:58 PM
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3. One guy might actually be asleep there in front. Imagine how
freakin' stupid you'd have to be to take time to go watch him speak? Doesn't look like a very big crowd at least.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 02:15 PM
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4. "Energized" isn't the first thing that comes to mind
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 02:20 PM
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5. "Step right up folks, and get your free sample of Ensure...."
Edited on Sun Feb-13-11 02:22 PM by TheCowsCameHome
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 03:06 PM
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6. Looks like a magic show.
"Nothing up my sleeve."

"Or in my head."
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 03:33 PM
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7. The cup makes him look like a Three Card Monty scammer.


"He's got to differentiate, ya know."
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CAG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 04:09 PM
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8. "I have cheated on my various wives THIS many times!!
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