Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel

[Sonoman]

Woman causes crash shaving bikini area while driving

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.

Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.

So during the drive, she decided to shave.

Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.

then there was the crash-and-run... http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?S=12107993


I always miss out on the good s**t.

Sonoman

[Myrina]

1. Her ex-husband was co-piloting a booty drive to her new BF's?

:wtf:

[Codeine]

5. Leads me to believe the wreck wasn't as accidental as claimed.

"Wait a minute -- you want me to steer while you shave your cookie to look hot for your new man? Well check this shit out!" <FX: sound of enormous impact> "Now what, huh?! How you like me now?!"

[ejpoeta]

2. wtf! please tell me this is not serious?? what would possess someone to shave

while driving much less shave their bikini area!! fuckin have the other person drive you idiot!

[OhioChick]

3. With the "ex" and meeting the boyfriend...while driving and shaving...

:crazy:

[Tansy_Gold]

4. Last year, honey

Check the date -- March 2010.

[Sonoman]

6. I know. But, hey, I still laugh at Richard Pryor.

Some things are funny forever.

Except for Robin Williams.

Sonoman

[MineralMan]

7. Cooter Grooming Causes Crash!

Film at 11!

[Billy Burnett]

8. This is a year old story.

And laughed about here and on just about every lefty radio show then, too.

But, I guess it deserves a DU re re re re re re repost since there's nothing else going on. :eyes:

[Liberal_in_LA]

10. yep. I remember it

[InvisibleTouch]

9. The worst I've done...

...was paint my nails while driving. On the way to a romantic encounter? Yeah. With an ex in the back seat? Um, no.