AQ targeting salad bars.

[Kaleva]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20101222/us_yblog_thelookout/report-al-qaeda-plotted-to-sprinkle-poison-on-u-s-salad-bars

[TexasObserver]

1. Oh Noes! Now a salad shooter is really a salad shooter!

Every year at the holidays, AQ issues some ridiculous alleged threat.

Who do these guys work for?

[leveymg]

3. Eat more meat! It's what Real Americans eat for dinner. Salad is for the horses n' Indians

[Journeyman]

7. Lettuce? Sprouts? Seeds? This isn't food. . . this is what food eats! . . .

[TexasObserver]

13. Fury was a vegetarian. So was Trigger. And Mr. Ed.

[leveymg]

16. They were probably Irish or Arabian or Mexican or furin. I suspect they also sang castralto, except

Ed, who was definitely basso profundo.

Ed liked his burgers rare and his beer cold.

[COLGATE4]

2. From my last visit to Golden Corral, I believe they already have.

[leveymg]

4. Memorable gastronomic experience?

That good, huh?

[old mark]

5. I tell ya I seen them, guys with beards hangin'round the fixin's bar at Wendy's!

One was doin somethin with the tomatoes!

We need security at our salads! Dern muslins!


mark

[Journeyman]

6. These the same US officials who warned about AQ "frogmen" in 2003? . . .

Think I'll follow Twain's advice, and conclude that though I'm an old man and have known many troubles, I'll take solace that most of them never happened.

[delightfulstar]

8. Ewww...don't like those things anyhow.

I don't like my food potentially being touched by that many hands. I'm less worried about AQ than I am about the person who used the facilities and didn't wash, honestly.

[thecrow]

9. They figure they can bump off those arugula eating elites.

[slackmaster]

10. Straight from the Rajneeshee terror play book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack

[name not needed]

11. If they bombed the Sizzler, would anyone even notice?

[EFerrari]

12. I thought it was just lazy teenagers who didn't wash their hands.

lol

[golddigger]

14. Perfect set up. So now the next big Salmonella or Lesteria

outbreak happens we can blame it on the Muslims.

[golddigger]

15. Wow, next they will be targeting our drinking water

using Hexavalent Chromium.

[truebrit71]

17. If that's the case then everyone in the USA is fine...apparently you're a bunch of fat bastards...

...that think that salad is the sprig of parsley on your steak...

Seriously, who makes this stupid shit up?

[WinkyDink]

18. The restaurant owners of America are thanking Obama as I type. NOT.