Man drives muscle car onto Bush's lawn

[Stinky The Clown]

Former president, first lady home as Secret Service, Dallas police detain suspect

DALLAS — A suspect accused of driving a muscle car erratically onto the lawn at former President George W. Bush's north Dallas home Wednesday night was detained by the Secret Service.

The former president and former first lady Laura Bush were in the Preston Hollow neighborhood home at the time but were unharmed and never in danger, officials told NBC station KXAS.

The male suspect had not made any threats, KXAS said, and officials do not believe he intended to harm the former first couple.

Officials told KXAS that the suspect went to a friend's house in Bush's gated neighborhood to show off his Plymouth Barracuda. The man told investigators he ran onto the Bushes' yard when his gas pedal became stuck.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40789092/ns/us_news-security/

[EarlG]

1. "A suspect accused of driving a muscle car erratically onto the lawn

at former President George W. Bush's north Dallas home..."

Was it former President George W. Bush?

[Earth_First]

2. lol! +1 n/t

[krispos42]

4. *snort*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


In unrelated news, former pResident George W. Bush was issued a new driver's license after "losing" the old one.


O8)

[malaise]

6. Nah

They would have written war criminal.

Good one :rofl:

[Lubernaut]

12. thank you

for making me laugh so hard! :)

[unblock]

13. no, if it were shrub, he would have driven it erratically onto POPPY's lawn

and challenged him to fight mano a mano.

oh, wait, he already did that!

recidivist!
rePEAT OH-FENDER!

[obxhead]

14. On our local news report they did say the man was drunk.

Makes one wonder if someone was paid off to take the wrap after Bush himself wrecked a car.

[KurtNYC]

19. or "Neil got a muscle car?" n/t

[givemebackmycountry]

3. Breaking News...

The driver of the so called "muscle car" worked for Ajax Discount Liquor and Beer, and was delivering a case of Jim Beam, a keg of Lone Star, and a carton of Marlboro Light's 100's.

[Motown_Johnny]

10. what, no pretzels?

[Drale]

5. Was it Homer Simpson?

[stevedeshazer]

7. Nice! Brodies on Bush's lawn

Sweet.

[Octafish]

8. Was it Jebthro Jr.?

That kid likes to drive on lawns.

[MilesColtrane]

9. Drunk again?

Bush must have dialed the wrong number for Krispy Kreme.

"Lissen here yew punk...do you know who (hic!) I am? I said you better deliver a dozen doughnuts to my front lawn pronto, or I'll have ya thrown inta Guantigamo...tabaho...tanamo! (burp)"

[kentuck]

11. It was Poppy Bush!

Getting even with George for the many times he fucked up his peaceful existence...

[TexasProgresive]

15. "when his gas pedal became stuck,"?

Man, I didn't know Toyota made 'Cudas.

[RegieRocker]

16. If he didn't leave a swastika sign emblazened in the grass

it was a waste of time.

[HopeHoops]

17. "That don' look lahk no fuckin' Tie-yo-tee to ME!"

[Stevenmarc]

18. Can Georgie come out to play......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e20O2Y4Xe0

[lonestarnot]

20. Did he take a shit on the stoop?