LOL!!!! Newt: my flagpin made me do it!!!!

[CatWoman]

:rofl:

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”



http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/03/08/newt-gingrich-tells-brody-file-he-felt-compelled-to-seek.aspx

[Richardo]

1. Holy crap he's pathetic.

:hi: CW!! :loveya:

"My flag pin made me do it." <-- :rofl: and perfect

[CatWoman]

5. ....

:hi:

[RedCloud]

2. Aren't people who work FAR too hard generally very slender?

[Iggo]

3. I fucked women who weren't my wife...because I'm a hard worker.

:spray:

[emulatorloo]

6. and because I love AMERICA!

There is another thread up today re Scott Walker saying he is doing the work of GOD in Wisconsin.

[Atman]

4. Fixed...

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”

"I am a total fucking douchebag."

[Richardo]

7. Of course that fix can be applied to everything he's ever uttered.

:thumbsup:

[CTyankee]

8. "I was just workin' away at my desk and POW, adultery happened!

I don't know how! I wasn't even aware it WAS happening, until it was too late!"



:rofl:

and also :puke:

[gratuitous]

9. There I was, shuttin' down the government

And damn if my penis didn't find its way into that woman's vagina. Damnedest thing, I know. If it's ever happened to you, you know what I'm talking about.

[CTyankee]

11. Doncha just hate when that happens?

I'm sure he tried real hard to get out of that vagina, but it just wouldn't let go...

[CatWoman]

12. ....

http://rightardia.blogspot.com/2010/08/vanity-fair-newts-adultery-catch-22.html

:hi:

:loveya:

[gratuitous]

14. In re the link: Ewwwww!

In re Catwoman:

:loveya:

[mysticalchick]

15. hahahahahh

That cracked me up! I am here at my desk rolling with laughter.

Love it.

Hey kids, being a patriot is hard (cough) work. :patriot:

[blondeatlast]

10. Oy. BTW, three cheers for the BEST DU sl this week! nt

[Solly Mack]

13. So..uh..patriotism (in other words) is harming marriage?

LMAO

Well, there's only one thing to do to save marriage then...ban patriotism in all its forms.

[Frustratedlady]

16. Chasing Clinton and Monica turned him on and he couldn't turn himself off.

Newt is such a pathetic object. I sure wouldn't call him a man.

[RainDog]

17. he thinks the repuke base is so stupid they'll believe this?!?!? n/t

[Ernesto]

18. K&R........nt

[spanone]

19. he was doing IT for the country

[otohara]

20. The Shit Happens Defense

works if you screw up once, but twice, thrice?