Anyone know Stephen Colbert's hotline? This place is ripe for plucking.
TALLAHASSEE, Florida— An Orlando lawmaker doesn't want to hear "Season's Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" on December 25 — just "Merry Christmas."
Florida Sen. Gary Siplin filed a resolution (SR 320) this week that would recognize "Merry Christmas" as the state of Florida's official greeting for December 25.
In the resolution, the Orlando Democrat writes that Christmas is a holiday of "great significance to most Americans" and that "many Christians and non-Christians" recognize the holiday as a time "to cherish and serve others."
It's not likely that a state employee would be punished for giving an alternate greeting. A resolution is often ceremonial and does not have the effect of law.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/politics/state/os-merry-christmas-florida-20101224,0,6520336.story