Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men

[HarveyDarkey]

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) - The Tea Party's plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

"We couldn't find three wise men," Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. "It's too bad, because we had plenty of sheep."

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

"We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell lined up," she said. "One more Horseman and we're good to go." More here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/tea-party-cancels-christm_b_801141.html

[sakabatou]

1. Gee I wonder why...

:evilgrin:

[Zax2me]

2. Was there going to be a Pageant Queen?!

[hootinholler]

3. They have plenty of wise guys though.

:rofl:

Rec'd just for the headline.

-Hoot

[Yavapai]

4. Probably couldn't find a virgin either...

[rug]

5. Too bad, they had enough jackaasses.

[supernova]

6. The jokes write themselves!

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. I'll bet virgins are scarce, too.

Poor 'baggers............

[opihimoimoi]

8. The Baggers are finding SHIT is hard to sell...esp if its bad shit, chicken shit, etc...People want

GOOD SHIT.....not BULL SHIT.....