Radical Islamic Atheists - Learn How to Make IUDs

[Ezlivin]

Plus, we'll have experts on hand to show you how to make effective bongs.

And learn about our newest weapon: The Vaporizer!

Once it goes off the victim won't remember what hit them and it leaves no smoke!

Shake off that couch lock and join the revolution!

[Taverner]

1. Loves me a good vaporizer

I remember a Fundie Nut from OC wanted to get Vaporizers banned because they leave no smoke

"How will I be able to bust my kids??? How will cops be able to arrest evil potsmokers without the smoke!!!" He cried

Most Californians, however, ignored this fool and went back to doing what we do best, which is have evil sex that makes the baby Jesus cry...

[ck4829]

2. LOL. This could catch on - Are you a member of a Union of Radical Islamic Atheists?

[Ezlivin]

3. No, but I am willing to learn

Will they send me someplace special?

[ck4829]

4. Ask George Soros, you should have his number in your manual

[Old and In the Way]

7. Or are you a member of the Christian Anti-socialist Anti-humanist Movement?

Or, as that family values guy, Newt Gringich would probably say, "Jesus Christ, I hate community organizers".

[Ezlivin]

8. Look, I am REALLY busy taking god's name in vain

One thousand times a day while holding my man sack in my left hand.

Once I'm done and have deposited the ball dew on the Tissue of Doubt, I'll attend to your question.

[Donnachaidh]

11. man sack?

:spray: :rofl:

[Bragi]

5. Is this a sectarian split-off group?

What issues have divided this group from this one here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x765357

[Ezlivin]

6. We are different from the People's Front of Judea

Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".

[Donnachaidh]

14. so you're the Judean People's Front?

:rofl:

[JHB]

9. Sorry, I'm busy tinkering with my Martian Tripod...

...got the legs and the heat rays working, but I just can't get it to make that cool spooky-foghorn sound.

And if you don't have that sound, there's no point to the rest of it...

[Ezlivin]

12. Have you ever been at an IUD insertion?

It's something you won't soon forget.

But I have to admit, that Martian Tripod thing sounds rather festive. We believe in Science Fiction and could use it in some bonding rituals. Contact me on the approved sub-space frequency.

[Donnachaidh]

13. and for gawd's sake -- where IS the KABOOM?

:rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

10. just think of how many ammuricans can be taken out by iud's

:rofl:

[JHB]

15. I'm sure there are people who will tell you...

Americans For Life Against Unauthorized Sex will certainly give you a number, as long as you don't mind one that's made up in fevered imaginings.

[Ezlivin]

16. AAUS is a toothless group that has no hope against

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