DUI suspect blames Ozzy Osborne

[proud2BlibKansan]

SOLON, OH (WOIO) - An Aurora man busted driving drunk is blaming his problems on the rock world.

The 33-year-old was nabbed the night of Christmas Eve after a concerned citizen tailed the erratic driver blowing through red lights and running other motorists off of the road.

Officers noticed the man had slurred speech and was unsteady on his feet when he got out of his car.

19 Action News has learned the man told cops that rocker Ozzy Osborne and his music made him do it.

more . . . http://www.woio.com/Global/story.asp?S=13759791

[niyad]

1. is he a repuke?

[MrScorpio]

2. Instead of the "Devil made me do it", he went straight to Ozzy

There's a joke in there somewhere

[pinboy3niner]

3. Well, to be fair...

...the 'Twinkie Defense' was already taken. :eyes:

[Electric Monk]

4. It's certainly easier to blame art than reality

[Ezlivin]

5. "Don't try to reach me 'cause I'll tear up your mind

I've seen the future and I've left it behind."

Black Sabbath - "Supernaut"

[JackintheGreen]

7. Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker

and this guy beats 'em both cold.

[Sonoman]

6. I blame everything on Ozzy.

Everything.

Sonoman

[blondeatlast]

9. Somehow, deep in your gut, you know it's Ozzy's fault

that Snooki exists. It's the weird cosmic order of things--and in its own weird way, it's wonderful.

[Sonoman]

19. There are no coincidences.

Just weird Harmonic Convergences.

And that woman is plain weird.

Sonoman

[frylock]

8. wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker..

suicide is slow with liquor

[Electric Monk]

10. I heard Ozzy snorted a line of ants once.

Somehow he's not dead yet, though?

[Igel]

17. That strikes me as a controversial statement.

Not the bit about the ants.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Ozzy Osboure poured the tobasco on my penis, officer.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/flier-blames-tabasco-spill-lewd-act

[flvegan]

12. Like a page out of the diary of a madman.

[awoke_in_2003]

13. Blaming Ozzy is so 1980's...

let's start blaming shit on that stupid Bieber kid (he makes me want to punch small animals) :)

[LiberalFighter]

14. How can anyone blame anything on Ozzy when he is completely not understandable.

[sarcasmo]

15. It was MR. Crowley's fault.

[MilesColtrane]

16. In his defense, it IS difficult to obey traffic rules while trying to bite the head off a bat.

[Cleita]

18. Yes, Ozzy opened his mouth and poured the

booze down it, while he kicked and screamed in protest.

[PuffedMica]

20. I blame my speeding ticket on Sammy Hagar

'cuz I cain't drive - 55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k&feature=fvst

[MrSlayer]

21. Ozzy's last album was enough to make you drink.

Hell, most of his work since 1900 has been shit.

[boppers]

24. You prefer his 1890's work?

The typos on DU are exceptionally enjoyable tonight.

[bengalherder]

25. Considering the 8-track tape to be a thing

nearly as rare as a wax cylinder, it might as well have been the 1890's;-) .

Hell, the way I feel these days it could have been a century since I cruised midwestern country roads with Paranoid looping mobiously over and over...

[Rage for Order]

22. Listen in awe and you'll hear him...

Bark at the Moon

\m/

[provis99]

23. Ozzy is innocent! Judas Priest made him do it!