Reply #127: Isn't it funny

[beam me up scotty]

how the creationists/IDers never suggest alternatives for any other scientific theories? I mean you never see them saying something like, "E=MC3" (sorry can't do superscript).

There was a good parody I saw linked in Fark showing how the fundies wanted an alternative to Pi to be taught as three, because in the book of Song of Solomon a round alter is described as being 30 cubits in circumfrence and 10 in diameter. It's in the bible, so it must be true.

/" MAN #1:
I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
JESUS:
...right prevail.
MRS. GREGORY:
Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
GREGORY:
Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."