Reply #79: You mean Sandy CHEEKS?

[Buns_of_Fire]

(That's her last name, you know.) Tsk. Obvious attempts to foul our Precious Bodily Fluids with off-color references that are going to curve our spine, fry our brains, and lose the war for the allies.

But, you see, Sandy is (if you've listened to her) apparently Texan (or at least southern, as in the episode where she's hibernating and constantly refers to herself "gittin' Dirty Dan"), and lives in a bubble since she wouldn't survive outside in the natural local elements -- so perhaps she represents dubya to the citizens of Bikini Bottom (that name! ANOTHER attempt to inject sexual overtones into our national Purity of Essense!).

Or maybe her overt expressions of her prowess at karate, and other MANLY-MAN pastimes, are intended to surreptitiously convey that Sandy is, in fact, lesbian? (And we certainly won't go into the revealing bathing suit she wears while safely in her "bubble"!)

Or maybe it's the attempt to "slip" MermaidMan under the radar by having his voice done by Ernest Borgnine (of all people -- do you think he knows his voice is being used to advance the Gay Agenda?).

And who is this "Mr. Lawrence" who is credited as having co-written several SpongeBob episodes? Everyone ELSE has a first name (except Mr. Krab, who I'm starting to wonder about). What's the deal with this "Mr." not having a first name?

I would assume that the good people at Liberty University, Bob Jones University, and Oral Roberts University are looking VERY CLOSELY into this subversion of Murkan youth.

Or maybe Dr. Dobson is kind of a nut case. :shrug: