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DUBIUS (Rhoiders) - A Crawford, Texas-based Arab magazine said Friday that the al Qaeda network has vowed to carry out a major attack by February if their leader, Punxsutawney bin Sleepin, emerges from his underground bunker and sees his shadow.
The weekly The Arbusto Bunnypants said it received an e-mail from a little known al Qaeda member, Abu Khral al-Rhojv, in which he said the group planned a "big time operation, and I don't mean a bypass" right before the presidential primaries in February.
The e-mail, from a bigKKKarl@hotmail.com, whose authenticity could not be verified, also said al Qaeda was behind Rush Limbaugh's drug addiction, the recent London protests against George Bush, Clinton's penis, and Wesley Clark's eyebrows.
"(al-Rhojv said) al Qaeda and its followers are evildoers who plan to masturbate until God kills all of the kittens on the planet," the magazine said.
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