Reply #13: Yeah, IBM's recalling all its laid-off IT workers . . .

[hatrack]

. . . now that Uday and Qusay (according to a single-sourced CNN story) are dead.

Hear that hissing sound? It's rain - copious amounts of rain, falling across the parched states of Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado and western Nebraska, filling reservoirs, quenching forest fires, blessing crops and bringing the economy back to life in dying small towns across the western United States. That rain is falling because Uday and Qusay (according to a single-sourced CNN story) are dead.

Hear that hum? It's the sound of factories springing to life across this big, broad, happy land of ours, now that Uday and Qusay (according to a single-sourced CNN story) are dead.

Hear that jingling sound? It's the sound of ringing cash registers, now that happy farmers, upbeat IBM IT workers and optimistic, freshly recalled factory employees are merrily spending money, because Uday and Qusay (according to a single-sourced CNN story) are dead.

What a bunch of STINKING FUCKING HORSESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!