Reply #44: You're right about the number of far-right jackoffs down here, but we DID win Florida in 2000.

[BreweryYardRat]

They just stole our win. We have to prevent that in '08. And Texas is trending purple from sheer disgust at the Chimp. I SERIOUSLY doubt it'll go blue in '08, but maybe...

Also:

What the hell are we supposed to do with the evangelicals? Those folks have their heads so far up their asses that even if we say "hey, ignore the whole abortion/gays/feminism deal, and focus on everything else we can do for you," they won't listen.

And I don't think secession is necessary. Maybe re-write how the electoral vote works, so that it goes by districts instead of whole states? Seems to me that'd balance out the swarms of right-wing jackoffs quite nicely.