Reply #16: But...but...but...Rush and Glenn SAID it would end the country...

[Moostache]

I think this is CLEARLY the work of that liberal-bias in the "mainstream media". They are always going on and on and on about "facts" and "reality", when obviously it is nothing but a liberal agenda to make me have a homosexual marriage instead of my current regular old marriage.

I don't know about you all, but I am hunkering down in the cellar with freeze-dried food and drinking water in a 55-gallon drum and I am not coming out again until the crisis is over...oh, wait...you mean none of what I have been told for 13 months on Fox and radio is actually happening? Doctors are not lining up to kill my grandma yet? Obama did not get to sentence undesirables to Gitmo yet? (OH SHIT...that's right, he CAN still do that thanks to St. George the second, may war and fear be upon him).

I just don't know what to do....but I have a bunch of really cool badly spelled signs left over there in the corner next to the white sheets and flammable cross...I guess its protestin' time again!!!